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Can anyone find a link to more things like these: Funny twists on old adages or scientific facts.
Or:
“There are more stars in the universe than stars on earth.”
Or:
“If you lined up all arteries of a man from end-to-end, that man would die.”
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It’s better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass. And it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.
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My favorite:
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“It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare.” -Strange Wilderness
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Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.
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Worst GPS ever.
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Assuming you are in an area with a perfectly square road grid, that is.
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Fucking love that movie.
It would’ve won an oscar if pot was legal.
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Very possibly the most underrated movie of all time