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11/07/2015 at 18:54 • Filed to: None

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Can anyone find a link to more things like these: Funny twists on old adages or scientific facts.

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Or:

“There are more stars in the universe than stars on earth.”

Or:

“If you lined up all arteries of a man from end-to-end, that man would die.”


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Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
11/07/2015 at 18:57

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It’s better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass. And it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on.


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
11/07/2015 at 18:59

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Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
11/07/2015 at 19:09

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My favorite:

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
11/07/2015 at 19:16

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reddit.com/r/blackscienceman


Kinja'd!!! Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
11/07/2015 at 19:18

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“It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare.” -Strange Wilderness


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn
11/07/2015 at 19:26

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Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn
11/07/2015 at 20:13

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Worst GPS ever.


Kinja'd!!! Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > ttyymmnn
11/07/2015 at 21:36

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Assuming you are in an area with a perfectly square road grid, that is.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed
11/07/2015 at 22:00

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Fucking love that movie.

It would’ve won an oscar if pot was legal.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed
11/08/2015 at 03:11

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Very possibly the most underrated movie of all time