![]() 11/07/2015 at 12:28 • Filed to: quotes, ideas, inspire me | ![]() | ![]() |
Well, it’s that time of year where I have to think of a senior quote. I wanted something automotive themed and wanted some cool quotes or something funny. Here are the few ideas I have so far...
“And on that bombshell, it is time to end.”
“Because Racecar”
“All we know is he’s not The Stig, but he is The Stig’s graduating cousin!”
Anyone got some other cool ideas? Thanks!
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“Everyone will suffer now...”
“You might as well kill yourself, you are already dead”
“When all your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.”
“I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers; I don’t need to choose a side.”
“The children love the show, but they fail to see the anguish in my eyes.”
“The crowd begins to grin, but they seem to scream when darkness fills my eyes.”
“I’m only as deep as the self that I dig.”
“The primate’s scream of consonance is a reflection of his own mind’s dissonance.”
“We wanna go, crush the slow, as the pitchfork bends the needles grow.”
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Mine was:
“You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity” — Bullet Tooth Tony
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“Legend....wait for it...........
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.dary”
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Börk Börk Börk
Swede dreams
Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines - Enzo Ferrari.
Racing amuses me - Enzo Ferrari
The value of life can be measured by how many times your soul has been deeply stirred - Soichiro Honda
Look at that idiot over there, he's lost the keys! - Ferruccio Lamborghini
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It would be awesome if you could get the first kid to appear alphabetically to say legen... Wait for it....
And then have the last kid just have “dary, legendary”
Maybe a few with “keep waiting for it” throughout the book for good measure
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Mine was the old Gaelic saying of “Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan”. It’s truly deep and meaningful, and I advise you use it.
Other favourites from my graduating year were:
“My computer may have beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.”
““Beep... Beep... Beep...” - Sputnik”
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“All this motor running gets my motor runnin”
“I’ll never forget her curves. She taught me finesse, how to maintain speed without blowing it, and how to make an older gal purr. I’ll miss that car”
“They’ll never find the body :)“
“I think it’s a lambo”
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“ Great news! It’s the end of school!”
“The highest GPA... in the world. ”
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When its upside down and burning, youve gone too fast
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I used to be a student like you, until I took an arrow to the knee.
C.R.E.A.M.
Hey Dirty, baby I got your money don’t you worry.
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I nearly made the Honda one mine a few years ago, but I never got around to turning it in.
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Runnin through the (201)6 with my woes.
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You can’t go wrong with a good Zepplin or Ozzy quote
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Milk was a bad choice
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“Not again!” - every Land Rover owner ever.
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Life’s short-brake late.
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“Pretty sure thats a Lambo, dude.”
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I doubt you even have a hovercraft...
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Beep beep. - Roadrunner (acceleratti incredibilis)
Meep meep! - Beaker
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Thanks for giving me Insta descriptions!
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Stay classy.
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Suck Squeeze Bang Blow- description of a car engine cylinder firing