Senior Quote Advice?

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
11/07/2015 at 12:28 • Filed to: quotes, ideas, inspire me

Well, it’s that time of year where I have to think of a senior quote. I wanted something automotive themed and wanted some cool quotes or something funny. Here are the few ideas I have so far...

“And on that bombshell, it is time to end.”

“Because Racecar”

“All we know is he’s not The Stig, but he is The Stig’s graduating cousin!”

Anyone got some other cool ideas? Thanks!

DISCUSSION (23)

Nibby > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/07/2015 at 12:36

“Everyone will suffer now...”

“You might as well kill yourself, you are already dead”

“When all your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.”

“I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers; I don’t need to choose a side.”

“The children love the show, but they fail to see the anguish in my eyes.”

“The crowd begins to grin, but they seem to scream when darkness fills my eyes.”

“I’m only as deep as the self that I dig.”

“The primate’s scream of consonance is a reflection of his own mind’s dissonance.”

“We wanna go, crush the slow, as the pitchfork bends the needles grow.”

EL_ULY > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/07/2015 at 12:38

Kinja'd!!!

PowderHound > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/07/2015 at 12:44

Mine was:

“You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity” — Bullet Tooth Tony

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/07/2015 at 12:47

“Legend....wait for it...........

.dary”

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/07/2015 at 12:52

Börk Börk Börk

Swede dreams

Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines - Enzo Ferrari.

Racing amuses me - Enzo Ferrari

The value of life can be measured by how many times your soul has been deeply stirred - Soichiro Honda

Look at that idiot over there, he's lost the keys! - Ferruccio Lamborghini

CallMeTURBO > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/07/2015 at 12:53

It would be awesome if you could get the first kid to appear alphabetically to say legen... Wait for it....

And then have the last kid just have “dary, legendary”

Maybe a few with “keep waiting for it” throughout the book for good measure

CB > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/07/2015 at 13:01

Mine was the old Gaelic saying of “Tha mo bhàta-foluaimein loma-làn easgannan”. It’s truly deep and meaningful, and I advise you use it.

Other favourites from my graduating year were:

“My computer may have beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.”

““Beep... Beep... Beep...” - Sputnik”

Funktheduck > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
11/07/2015 at 13:02

“All this motor running gets my motor runnin”

“I’ll never forget her curves. She taught me finesse, how to maintain speed without blowing it, and how to make an older gal purr. I’ll miss that car”

“They’ll never find the body :)“

“I think it’s a lambo”