Will You Press The Button?

"PS9" (PS9) 11/06/2015 at 19:03 • Filed to: None

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You can receive any supercar for free, but...

...the world no longer has Miatas in it. RWD two door cars globally cost $70k minimum for everyone else. Do you press the button?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:04

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will up keep be free or am I going to enjoy it till it needs an oil change?

CB > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:05

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Yes. Now I am the autocross king!

Dunnik > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:06

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As I could not afford to buy a castle to keep the torch-bearing mob at bay, no, I wouldn’t.

BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:07

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Yes

djmt1 > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:07

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Yes, without hesitation.

TheHondaBro > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:07

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Yes.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:09

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Yes, I mean people would never know it was ME who got rid of all the miatas and even if they did i could just live in a house boat on the Chesapeake bay.

Berang > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:11

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Will anybody know I pushed the button?

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:11

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Heck no. I don’t fit in most, if not all, supercars, for one. Even if I did, I still wouldn’t do it.

Dusty Ventures > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:15

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Question: does this qualify as a supercar?

tromoly > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:15

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Where is this button? I don’t even want the supercar, just want to see everyone who worships the Miata cry as their dieties disappear from the world so I can say “Where is your god now?!?!”

Opposite Locksmith > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:15

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Yes.

MultiplaOrgasms > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:15

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Meh. I don’t give much of a shit about supercars.

1111111111111111111111 > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:16

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Would it also make 7s as affordable as a Miata?

tromoly > Dusty Ventures 11/06/2015 at 19:18

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Speaking of desert Fords, did you see this one that’s at SEMA?

I’d DD the daylights out of this.

Frenchlicker > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:18

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Push! Push! Push!

f86sabre > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:19

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4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:22

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Damn right I press the button. Ferrari F40 LM goddamnit.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Dusty Ventures 11/06/2015 at 19:23

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Nope. But I’ll give you a pass on the Rally Fighter, because 2 door RWD coupé V8.

Nisman > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:23

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Yes. Sorry not sorry.

RazoE > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:25

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Depends, will I have to pay taxes on it? What about maintenance fees?

GhostZ > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:28

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Is that 1 supercar for free, or ALL supercars for free?

JR1 > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:28

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Press. Two door cars are already basically there anyways

TheHondaBro > Dusty Ventures 11/06/2015 at 19:32

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Is it super?

Is it a car ?

pip bip - choose Corrour > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:32

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push the button?

shit yeah!

McLaren F1 here I come!

Dusty Ventures > tromoly 11/06/2015 at 19:33

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That thing’s still around?! I remember when that was one of the feature vehicles in Desert People Cinco back in 2007. It was also in an issue of Top Gear magazine.

TheHondaBro > tromoly 11/06/2015 at 19:33

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Okulski will melt into a puddle outside the R&T headquarters.

Dusty Ventures > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 11/06/2015 at 19:33

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What about this?

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > PS9 11/06/2015 at 19:36

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I press it once and there are no more miatas.

I accidentally press it twice and there are no more S2000s.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > JR1 11/06/2015 at 19:40

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I wouldn’t press, but I was going to say that the list of cars lost is short. Camaro, Mustang, some Corvettes, some Challengers, the Miata, the Toybaru Twins, a Hyundai or two, Smart Fortwos... Am I missing anything?

Dusty Ventures > TheHondaBro 11/06/2015 at 19:42

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Is it super? Yes. Very.

Is it a car? Trucks are a subset of “car,” right?

TheHondaBro > Dusty Ventures 11/06/2015 at 19:43

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Sorry bud.

PS9 > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 11/06/2015 at 19:59

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Press 3 times = every car on earth is a three cylinder diesel econobox

this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > PS9 11/06/2015 at 20:01

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Press enough times that the automobile itself disappears and everyone is back to donkey carts. Invent the car. Enjoy being a trillionaire.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > PS9 11/06/2015 at 20:10

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I’ll pass. You can’t even drive a supercar to its full potential on public roads. I’d rather have cheap fun cars.

JR1 > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 11/06/2015 at 20:10

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Basic two door luxury cars. But they are high 40s to start

Blondude > TheHondaBro 11/06/2015 at 20:13

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A truck is always a car, a car is not always a truck. It’s like the whole square vs. rectangle thing. We’ve been over this.

TheHondaBro > Blondude 11/06/2015 at 20:17

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That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > PS9 11/06/2015 at 20:24

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I'd press it just to get rid of the Miatas.

Sneaky Pete > PS9 11/06/2015 at 20:25

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Without hesitation...bye bye miatas!

Blondude > tromoly 11/06/2015 at 20:25

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Damn this thing has been around a long time. I remember recreating the F-2000 in Lego Digital Designer back in elementary school. I’m in college now...

Still want.

http://www.fordf2000.com

PushToStart > PS9 11/06/2015 at 20:27

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Miatas are cool, but I don’t love you losers enough to pass up the chance to have an F40. Button=pushed.

BorkBorkBjork > PS9 11/06/2015 at 20:38

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I’d press it and hold it down.

tromoly > Dusty Ventures 11/06/2015 at 20:43

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pjhusa > PS9 11/06/2015 at 21:01

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Yes, of course! Too easy.

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > PS9 11/06/2015 at 21:05

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If I lived in a place where I could use the car, then yes I would, but if it was in place of my current DD tomorrow morning and unable to get out of my driveway without scraping??? No thanks lol. I’m assuming maintenance is free too of course.

PS9 > Dusty Ventures 11/06/2015 at 21:09

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No mega track love? Dusty...I am disappoint.

Dusty Ventures > PS9 11/06/2015 at 21:49

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When I bought the new desert truck I put the old truck and it’s parts up for sale on Craigslist, including the wheels and tires. These were $500 each tires on $250 each Teflon coated wheels, designed to be the pinnacle in desert racing performance. After a few days I got an email from a guy with a Jeep who was interested in the tires. I met him at my shop and realized he didn’t know the first thing about off roading. He didn’t know the terminology, he didn’t know anything about shocks or suspension or even how grip changes. He openly admitted he had no plans of ever taking his Jeep off the pavement. But he still wanted the tires, even though we were talking about $3,000 in wheels and tires. He didn’t want to go off road, he just wanted the image of off road, and he didn’t care about how much that image cost.

That man is the Mega Track.

Shoop > PS9 11/06/2015 at 22:20

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Nah.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Dusty Ventures 11/07/2015 at 02:36

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I have no idea, but it’s pretty impressive. Half the price of a spec car, I wonder how durable it is.

Dusty Ventures > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 11/07/2015 at 03:26

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They seem to do okay

NJAnon > PS9 11/07/2015 at 10:18

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I suspect a lot of button presses will happen. And why not? Some person somewhere is thinking “I can sit behind the wheel of my own GTA Spano finally! Hell yeah I’m pressing it!”

Fresh-Outta-Nissans > PS9 11/07/2015 at 20:06

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What button do I press to get the Miata?