Texans Want Funny Plates, DMV Says "Nah"

Kinja'd!!! "PatBateman" (PatBateman)
11/06/2015 at 17:08 • Filed to: LOLPlates

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Here in Texas, we don’t have a lot of personalized license plates. In fact, I saw more personalized plates in Chicago over the course of one weekend than I have seen in the Lone Star State in a year. The reason, perhaps, might be that the DMV’s censors are uptight/the citizens are profane.

Here are some of the license plates that the Texas Government banned in October 2015. Some are harmless. Others (that threaten to kill people/cats) are a bit more, uh, unreasonable. You be the judge:

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Explore them all here:

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Photos courtesy of the TXDMV/Houston Chronicle


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! jariten1781 > PatBateman
11/06/2015 at 17:14

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But you have the burger plate! That makes up for lame-o rejections IMO

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Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PatBateman
11/06/2015 at 17:17

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I made a few:

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Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > EL_ULY
11/06/2015 at 17:20

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This wins everything


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > jariten1781
11/06/2015 at 17:43

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The Whataburger plates are better.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > EL_ULY
11/06/2015 at 17:44

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Pepsi? PEPSI?!?!

Do you even Texas, bro?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PatBateman
11/06/2015 at 17:58

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lol mission accomplished :]


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > PatBateman
11/06/2015 at 18:35

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Question. I see your plates regularly. They appear flat, not embossed so I assume they are printed.. Are the plates steel or plastic?


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > desertdog5051
11/06/2015 at 18:48

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Steel. They do look fake, don't they?


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > PatBateman
11/06/2015 at 19:28

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Wait you have MULTIPLE burger plates?!


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Your boy, BJR
11/06/2015 at 20:40

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Huh. I THOUGHT we did, but now I can’t find them.

You’ll have to make due with a Freebird’s Burritos plate (BEST BURRITOS EVER).

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Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > PatBateman
11/06/2015 at 21:52

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A FUCKING BURRITO LICENSE PLATE?!?!?!


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Your boy, BJR
11/07/2015 at 00:36

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You bet your ass.