![]() 11/05/2015 at 15:02 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Hey floss, guess what?
You’re fucking floss
You don’t expire
You’re made out of plastic
You don't even biodegrade
You will literally outlive all living creatures on Earth
The human race could go extinct in a billion years and aliens could visit the empty husk of our planet and pick you off the ground and floss with you
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Dentists are the only people who floss.
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![]() 11/05/2015 at 15:10 |
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I floss like 3 times a day
![]() 11/05/2015 at 15:11 |
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I don’t think I own any UN-expired floss.
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Are you a dentist?
![]() 11/05/2015 at 15:13 |
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Nope
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I see you like to live dangerously
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Does he have vagina dentata?
![]() 11/05/2015 at 15:14 |
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Let me guess: You have
Teeth
on DVD?
![]() 11/05/2015 at 15:15 |
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Perhaps you should consider dentistry as a career.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 15:16 |
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No, but I have seen it.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 15:17 |
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My night usually consists of taking an Ambien, slamming a couple beers, then watching Netflix until I pass out.
Did I floss?
Who knows.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 15:23 |
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Damn, the dentist gives out the best floss freebies don’t they? They work so much better than the cheap ass walmart shit I buy. lol
![]() 11/05/2015 at 15:30 |
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Blu-Ray. Nibby doesn’t mess around.
![]() 11/05/2015 at 17:21 |
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Bruh, flossysticks:
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I floss twice a day. And in the summer on a hot day, I’ll whip out the mankini and floss all day!
![]() 11/05/2015 at 17:24 |
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I’ll star this, but I don’t really mean it.
![]() 11/07/2015 at 22:48 |
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Then you’re a liar.