![]() 11/04/2015 at 10:55 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
They were playing in the basement and my son opened his Disney Planes aircraft carrier, only to find this:
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What is that?
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just to be safe, burn your house down
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It is a large boat that planes can take off from and land on.
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Well you probably don’t have a mouse problem anymore with that little fuzzy thing running around in the night.
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I think that's Shelob.
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I can’t get a sense of scale. How big is it? The diamond plate pattern makes it look enormous.
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I’ve added a human to scale.
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Might be a brown recluse spider, aka hobo spider, aka fiddler spider. VERY DANGEROUS. It’s not deadly, but it’ll melt your skin. No bueno.
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Kill it. Kill it with fire.
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But that’s not important right now.
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No, it’s not a brown recluse.
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Move women and children to a neighbouring state and nuke it from space.
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So did you send a message back saying, ‘I love you but I won’t be home tonight or ever again, I’m moving out. Your welcome to come with me but I won’t ever return to that house again. P.S. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES’. You know, something like that. :)
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FEED IT TO YOUR SON
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A saboteur!
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Well, clearly that aircraft carrier needs to be hit with an anti-ship missile.
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just step on it.
or hit it with the ban hammer.
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Time for a new toy.
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* slams toy closed*
*throws toy into fire*
* throws fire into space*
*speeds us the expansion of the universe until space is not at thing anymore*
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But that’s not important right now...
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Brace yourself for the next picture.