My wife just sent me a pic.

Kinja'd!!! "mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
11/04/2015 at 10:55 • Filed to: None

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They were playing in the basement and my son opened his Disney Planes aircraft carrier, only to find this:


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/04/2015 at 10:57

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What is that?


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/04/2015 at 10:58

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Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/04/2015 at 10:58

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just to be safe, burn your house down


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/04/2015 at 10:59

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It is a large boat that planes can take off from and land on.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/04/2015 at 11:01

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Well you probably don’t have a mouse problem anymore with that little fuzzy thing running around in the night.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/04/2015 at 11:03

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I think that's Shelob.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/04/2015 at 11:04

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I can’t get a sense of scale. How big is it? The diamond plate pattern makes it look enormous.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > and 100 more
11/04/2015 at 11:06

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I’ve added a human to scale.

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Kinja'd!!! RazoE > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/04/2015 at 11:11

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Might be a brown recluse spider, aka hobo spider, aka fiddler spider. VERY DANGEROUS. It’s not deadly, but it’ll melt your skin. No bueno.


Kinja'd!!! random001 > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/04/2015 at 11:16

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Kill it. Kill it with fire.


Kinja'd!!! haveacarortwoorthree2 > CalzoneGolem
11/04/2015 at 11:16

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But that’s not important right now.


Kinja'd!!! BigBlock440 > RazoE
11/04/2015 at 11:22

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No, it’s not a brown recluse.

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Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/04/2015 at 11:25

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Move women and children to a neighbouring state and nuke it from space.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > haveacarortwoorthree2
11/04/2015 at 11:28

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Kinja'd!!! Svend > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/04/2015 at 11:36

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So did you send a message back saying, ‘I love you but I won’t be home tonight or ever again, I’m moving out. Your welcome to come with me but I won’t ever return to that house again. P.S. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES’. You know, something like that. :)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/04/2015 at 11:46

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FEED IT TO YOUR SON


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/04/2015 at 11:52

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A saboteur!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/04/2015 at 12:10

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Well, clearly that aircraft carrier needs to be hit with an anti-ship missile.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/04/2015 at 19:50

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just step on it.

or hit it with the ban hammer.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/06/2015 at 14:58

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Time for a new toy.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/06/2015 at 15:00

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Kinja'd!!! PS9 > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/06/2015 at 16:00

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* slams toy closed*

*throws toy into fire*

* throws fire into space*

*speeds us the expansion of the universe until space is not at thing anymore*


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem
11/12/2015 at 10:21

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But that’s not important right now...


Kinja'd!!! McMike > mkbruin, Atlas VP
11/12/2015 at 10:42

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Brace yourself for the next picture.

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