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"Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection" (itsalwayssteve) 11/03/2015 at 07:38 • Filed to: trans sport

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Master Cylinder > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/03/2015 at 07:53

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When I was in high school, I worked at an ice cream shop. We had a regular customer who would pull up to the drive thru in his rusty green Grand Am, order two large vanilla cones (no one else in the car ever) and then park behind the building to eat both cones. Once in a while, one of us would go out to sweep the lot or take out trash and find him sitting in his car sobbing into his cones. No idea what his deal was, but I’d definitely call him a sad person in a Pontiac.

Funktheduck > Master Cylinder 11/03/2015 at 07:59

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Well that’s depressing

Slant6 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/03/2015 at 08:08

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Basically a BMW.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/03/2015 at 08:16

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Yes.

DoYouEvenShift > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/03/2015 at 08:28

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My Pontiac makes me happy.

The kind with an LS1.

nafsucof > Slant6 11/03/2015 at 08:49

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The bmw x538 grand wagon

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Master Cylinder 11/03/2015 at 09:02

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He may have actually been happy or even aroused. There are people out there who have food shame fetishes.

Patrick Nichols > nafsucof 11/03/2015 at 09:13

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The new version is called the x538i active tourer gran wagon x-drive but now comes with a 2.0 turbo that they say produces the same amount of power as the old 3.8 and is available with FWD

6Cylinder > Master Cylinder 11/03/2015 at 09:23

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Sobbing.

Into.

His cones.

:(

crowmolly > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/03/2015 at 09:46

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I would bet that he lost a loved one and they both used to go out for ice cream.

AfromanGTO > DoYouEvenShift 11/03/2015 at 10:05

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I prefer the ones with LS2s.

Rainbow > Master Cylinder 11/03/2015 at 10:12

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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Master Cylinder 11/03/2015 at 10:15

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Probably a spouse/child who loved to get ice cream, and he is getting it in their memory/out of habit/coping mechanism.

Also thanks for making me sad.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/03/2015 at 10:16

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Yes. Me every time I have to drive a fucking Grand Am.

DoYouEvenShift > AfromanGTO 11/03/2015 at 11:16

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Those are also good!

Master Cylinder > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 11/03/2015 at 11:35

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Well I always assumed he was just a lonely weirdo, but now I’m sad too.

;_;

Master Cylinder > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/03/2015 at 11:36

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It’s even sadder that this is the best possible scenario.

NJAnon > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/03/2015 at 15:09

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I used to not see sad people in Pontiac’s. But that was before Pontiac decided to not make cars anymore. I mean, who is going to fix all of those 1988 Pontiac Firebird’s?

MM54 > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/03/2015 at 19:01

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There is a manual V8 G8 for sale near my dad’s place...

pjhusa > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 11/07/2015 at 10:31

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I had a depressed classmate whose parents drove a Trans Sport.

Actually, maybe she was just shy, oops