Oh, Jesus Christ

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 11/02/2015 at 13:42 • Filed to: None

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Hyundai is advertising the Tucson and Santa Fe as “The Official Pace Cars of Living”

Leon711 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/02/2015 at 13:49

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So the pace of life is glacial?

TractorPillow > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/02/2015 at 13:53

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And Toyota’s new buzzword is “bold.” What’s next? “ VW - the honest carmaker”

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Leon711 11/02/2015 at 13:58

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If you are driving one of those...yes.

Ash78, voting early and often > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/02/2015 at 14:05

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The ad with the guy getting the stare-down for leaving the office at 5pm made me chuckle.

When you’ve got no unique merits to your product, at least do something clever.

Rico > TractorPillow 11/02/2015 at 14:06

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Lol Bold. That’s so dumb, they are about as bold as a cup of coffee.

Rico > Leon711 11/02/2015 at 14:07

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Slow and steady wins the race!

Teleph0nes > Ash78, voting early and often 11/02/2015 at 14:40

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Leaves office at 5pm...can afford Hyundai....

Ash78, voting early and often > Teleph0nes 11/02/2015 at 14:41

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I’d rather leave at 4 and drive a Kia, personally. I mean, if it really came down to it.

wiffleballtony > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/02/2015 at 15:57

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They misspelled un-living

Juan Tawn > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/02/2015 at 17:07

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More like the official pace cars of resignation.

Juan Tawn > TractorPillow 11/02/2015 at 17:09

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Isn’t Audi’s truth in engineering? I still see the commercials and, in light of the recent inquiry into the truth behind VAG's engineering, I chuckle every time.

TractorPillow > Juan Tawn 11/02/2015 at 17:59

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Hadn’t thought of that. Good catch!