Hey Oppo-parents:

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
11/02/2015 at 10:32 • Filed to: None

I hope you checked your kids’ candy bags.

DISCUSSION (18)

LongbowMkII > ttyymmnn
11/02/2015 at 10:35

i haven’t found any free drugs yet :(

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > ttyymmnn
11/02/2015 at 10:36

The only thing worse is Cleveland Browns tickets.......in December

XJDano > ttyymmnn
11/02/2015 at 10:37

My wife went through, imposed the parent tax by taking what she wanted. I also imposed my parent tax and took a couple pieces. There wasn't much as we got out late.

ttyymmnn > XJDano
11/02/2015 at 10:38

We don’t impose a tax; we just filch from the bag over the next few days. “Hey! That’s my candy!” “Shut up.”

XJDano > ttyymmnn
11/02/2015 at 10:40

We still take some later, just gotta get the best stuff first.

Punk_Girl_98 > ttyymmnn
11/02/2015 at 10:41

Toss the little boxes of raisins out lol.

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn
11/02/2015 at 10:41

Me checking my kid’s candy:

Kinja'd!!!

ttyymmnn > Punk_Girl_98
11/02/2015 at 10:44

Back too many years ago when I was trick-or-treating, there was one house in our neighborhood that gave out tooth brushes. The next morning, there were hundreds of tooth brushes in the street outside the guy’s house.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ttyymmnn
11/02/2015 at 10:45

I have a feeling that that probably doesn't happen.

Punk_Girl_98 > ttyymmnn
11/02/2015 at 10:47

OMG really? Lol!!! I know he was being thoughtful, but dang!

davedave1111 > ttyymmnn
11/02/2015 at 10:50

I love the way this urban myth has grown up from a real story that’s got twisted out of all recognition.

When I was a kid, we were all told many times not to pick up things that looked like sweeties because they might be medicines or drugs that had been accidentally dropped. Obviously that’s got confused with people deliberately handing out drugs because of the rare cases where someone has accidentally given drugs instead of candy.

Alfalfa > ttyymmnn
11/02/2015 at 10:52

I didn’t find ANY ecstasy! Our neighbors are freakin’ cheap mofos.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > ttyymmnn
11/02/2015 at 10:53

I’m not a parent but considering that there has never really been a case of anyone ever tampering with Halloween candy , I figured that all the adults in my family did that so they could get Reese’s cups and Kit-Kat bars.

ttyymmnn > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
11/02/2015 at 10:55

You're on to them.

PS9 > ttyymmnn
11/02/2015 at 10:56

“Oh really? Funny because you don’t have any problem taking my clothes, my food, my electricity and water, my car that I use my driving license to legally cart your ass to school each morning and keeping yourself warm and safe under my roof in my neighborhood.

“...but it’s cool. No, really. It’s your candy. You keep whats ‘yours’ and I’ll just take back all of whats ‘mine’? No deal? Yeah, that’s what I thought.” * eats the last piece of your favorite candy*

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn
11/02/2015 at 10:56

We ended up with 9.72 lbs. I’m a bit overwhelmed at what to do with all this candy the nice people gave my children. If I eat it I become a diabetic fat ass, if my kids eat it then they become something similar to a spazzing crack addict.

ttyymmnn > PS9
11/02/2015 at 10:59

I like the cut of your jib.

shop-teacher > ttyymmnn
11/02/2015 at 11:44

Checked and taxed.