Chicken Will Haunt Your Face

Kinja'd!!! "Stef Schrader" (stefschrader)
11/02/2015 at 02:08 • Filed to: Opposite Cluck, Chicken, Halloween, Rally Chicken

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Stop calling Rally Chicken a duck. This is what happens. ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! The New York Times )


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
11/02/2015 at 02:22

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I live in a haunted funeral home. Your threats mean nothing.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Dusty Ventures
11/02/2015 at 02:29

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Heh. Talk about the ultimate trump card. Hey, in the spirit of the holiday, can you share any scary/spooky/unexplained stories from the funeral home?


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Xyl0c41n3
11/02/2015 at 02:41

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There was a day a couple months ago where dad kept having to go downstairs every ten minutes or so because he heard one of the (locked) exterior doors being slammed shut.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Dusty Ventures
11/02/2015 at 02:45

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O.o

Moar!!! (Please).


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Xyl0c41n3
11/02/2015 at 02:51

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Every couple months dad or I will catch a glimpse of someone rushing down a hall or up the stairs out of the corner of our eye. This will result in a bottom-to-top search of the building. We’ve never found anyone.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Dusty Ventures
11/02/2015 at 03:21

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O.O


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dusty Ventures
11/02/2015 at 06:41

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Ooh, sounds like an experience I had when we lived in a neighborhood built on a Creek Indian burial ground(Not Joking). They built first, discovered it later.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Dusty Ventures
11/02/2015 at 07:31

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Are you haunted by the spectre of redundancy?


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Stef Schrader
11/02/2015 at 07:32

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That’s awesome. Ducks are chickens and chickens are ducks until every fowl is glowing.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
11/03/2015 at 01:58

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Dead people, eh. They’re not going to do anything.

Angry chickens with big nasty pointy beaks, however...


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > LongbowMkII
11/03/2015 at 01:58

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But Rally Chicken is a chicken!


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
11/03/2015 at 02:25

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I’d be more afraid of an angry duck


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
11/03/2015 at 23:35

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You know what an angry duck is?

Food.