So apparently a Civil War is brewing.

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy) 11/02/2015 at 00:35 • Filed to: Oppo Duck-Chicken Civil War, Toyota TS010

0

27

We can still talk this out, you know.

Also, imagine a TS010 on the freshest, most advanced slicks Michelin makes.

Anyway, we can still talk this out. There’s no need for war. And besides, the damages of war are beyond irreparable. And for all I know Oppo is already broken.

Negotiations open here. All concerned parties state their points in 390 words or less. No more than 390 words.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Wheelerguy 11/02/2015 at 00:50

0

I’m confused. what's going on?

Dusty Ventures > Wheelerguy 11/02/2015 at 00:53

2

It’s too late. There is no stopping what is to come...

Wheelerguy > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 11/02/2015 at 00:53

0

Look at the Oppo logo.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wheelerguy 11/02/2015 at 00:53

0

A civil war? Are we all required to pick a side? And why can’t we just talk about old Toyota racing cars instead?

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Wheelerguy 11/02/2015 at 01:02

3

It says oppositeduck.

K.

what else am I missing?

are we getting take over by ducks or something? I hope so... they'd probably do a better job than the monkeys at Kinja....

Wheelerguy > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 11/02/2015 at 01:03

1

There has been an awakening. Have you felt it?

The Duck Side, and the light.

But you’re right. I’d rather see if the same TS010 with new tires and aero can pull off a 220-mph corner.

Wheelerguy > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 11/02/2015 at 01:07

0

Well a few sources from the right close to me says that said duck isn’t called a duck, but a chicken.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Wheelerguy 11/02/2015 at 01:12

0

what?

...do we really don’t have anything more important to talk about?

jfc, we’re worse than fox news

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures 11/02/2015 at 01:22

0

Dusty is so confused about the species of a Puffalump chicken that I can’t even help.

Wheelerguy > Dusty Ventures 11/02/2015 at 01:23

1

This is what I was afraid of happening.

Call those caught in the middle back when you’ve left nothing but waste and corpses on every nation.

Stef Schrader > Wheelerguy 11/02/2015 at 01:24

2

I only need five:

Rally Chicken is a chicken.

I mean, you can add “Dusty is wrong” if you need eight words out of me, but that’s really implied in the first five.

Stef Schrader > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 11/02/2015 at 01:24

1

People keep calling my chicken a duck, even though the logo itself proves that Rally Chicken is no duck.

Stef Schrader > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 11/02/2015 at 01:24

1

I like you.

Stef Schrader > Wheelerguy 11/02/2015 at 01:25

0

I think the OppositeDuck logo actually contains a duck now. Earlier, it contained a chicken, which was wrong. Thank goodness someone fixed it.

Stef Schrader > Wheelerguy 11/02/2015 at 01:26

1

Nah, I’m good. I know I’m right. I’m going to sit here in my rightness and give Rally Chicken a hug.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Stef Schrader 11/02/2015 at 01:26

0

glad I can please :)

Stef Schrader > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 11/02/2015 at 01:27

0

I don’t think there are sides. I’m right. Rally Chicken is a chicken. Everyone who says otherwise is wrong. Those aren’t sides. There’s right, and wrong.

Stef Schrader > Wheelerguy 11/02/2015 at 01:27

0

I’m fairly certain Rally Chicken would like to touch the TS010, despite specializing in getting dirty.

Wheelerguy > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 11/02/2015 at 01:31

4

we’re worse than fox news

Then you haven’t seen enough Fox News.

pip bip - choose Corrour > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 11/02/2015 at 01:47

1

Fox news , i’m reliably informed IS the worst.

samssun > Wheelerguy 11/02/2015 at 05:54

0

Ok kids, note in the video they talk about getting rid of the gas-guzzling turbo engine they had to take it easy on, to the NA V10 they could go flat out with. Hm...

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wheelerguy 11/02/2015 at 07:58

0

I haven't. But the dragons have been acting a little weird recently.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Stef Schrader 11/02/2015 at 07:59

0

I mean. Even people who are wrong will still fight.

Punk_Girl_98 > Stef Schrader 11/02/2015 at 09:31

1

Jeeze, you and Dusty should make out already lol. Obvious Flirting is Obvious

WiscoProud > Wheelerguy 11/02/2015 at 11:05

1

Christ almighty is that sexy

Wheelerguy > WiscoProud 11/02/2015 at 21:43

0

IKR?

That car better be DLC. Both the one here and the covered version.

Tohru > Wheelerguy 11/04/2015 at 07:58

0

Puffalumps are stupid.