If you two wanna turn yourselves into a greasy spot on a country road somewhere, go right ahead.

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11/01/2015 at 19:04 • Filed to: None

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I don’t give a shit and I don’t think anybody else does, regardless what they say to your face. But you two monkeys are not going to do it on my racetrack. Now y’all heard of a “Japanese Inspection?” Japanese Inspection, you see, when the Japs get in a load of lettuce they’re not sure they wanna let in the country, why they’ll just let it sit there on the dock ‘til they get good and ready to look at. But then of course, it’s all gone rotten... ain’t nothing left to inspect. You see, lettuce is a perishable item... like you two monkeys. You trade paint one more time, you so much as touch, I’m gonna Black Flag the two of you, and take apart your racecars for three-hundred laps. Then, if you pass inspection and you put your cars back together, I might let you back into the race. Now, just to show there’s no hard feelings we’re all gonna go out to dinner together.

RIP Big John.

Post your favorite quote or clip of Fred.

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DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > McMike
11/01/2015 at 19:18

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RIP Fred.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > McMike
11/01/2015 at 19:31

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He was a great actor. I just wanted Hunt for the Red October last night. He has a lot of the most memorable lines in an excellent movie.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > shop-teacher
11/01/2015 at 19:40

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I forgot about that one! Post your favorite Fred scene from the movie.


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > McMike
11/01/2015 at 19:45

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That business got out of control. It got out of control and he wasn’t lucky enough to survive it.


Kinja'd!!! Jayvincent > McMike
11/01/2015 at 19:58

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Are you listening NASCAR? Because Fred had more cojones in his little finger than the whole NASCAR organization has in 2015.

- May your 73 year old body RIP, but you will live on in our hearts and minds for years to come.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > McMike
11/01/2015 at 21:18

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My favorite line of his in the movie is, “The average Ruski, son, don’t take a dump without a plan.”

I frequently repeat that line when I’m about to, well, you know.


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > McMike
11/02/2015 at 10:37

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Great clip, one of my favorites. RIP Fred.