So apparently I corner too enthusiastically for my dad's liking.

"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
11/01/2015 at 18:14 • Filed to: None

I guess I gotta turn down a bit.

DISCUSSION (24)

smobgirl > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/01/2015 at 18:21

I drive past this one house pretty much every time I come home, and there are always people on the porch...and they always stare as I drive by. My goal in life is to never touch the brakes on the corner between their house and mine.

ly2v8-Brian > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/01/2015 at 18:22

Time to find a new dad then.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/01/2015 at 18:23

When I drive my parents around, they get angry if their head moves back and forth even a little bit when I stop at a light or a stop sign.

Asian Parents, the next best thing to Rolls Royce chauffeuring school.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/01/2015 at 18:24

That's gotta suck.

jkm7680 > smobgirl
11/01/2015 at 18:32

There’s two left turns before I reach my house, which I have to enter at really slow mph. I’m making it a game of now having to downshift into second to enter them.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
11/01/2015 at 18:36

To be fair, Takumi Fujiwara’s driving is really great because he also has an exceptionally smooth touch to it. Simply insist to your parents that when you drive you need to have this blaring:

Funktheduck > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/01/2015 at 18:40

I used to get yelled at by people all the time in my truck for driving too fast in neighborhoods. Thing was, I rarely went over 25. Headers and flowmasters paired with a V8 meant it was louder than they liked and they assumed I was speeding. Now, my friend would drive so fast her tires would start to make noise but it was a stock civic so no one said a thing because no engine noise.

The picture reminded me of that.

TheRealBicycleBuck > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
11/01/2015 at 19:07

I have this problem - and I’m the dad. My kids don’t mind so much, but my wife hates the way I drive.

HOWEVER! We swapped cars for a few days so I could take her Explorer down for service. That meant she took the kids to school in the WRX then took it to work.

Several days later, we were all in the WRX and she complained about my driving. One of the kids piped up and said “at least it was smoother than when you drove!”

Made my day. :)

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > TheRealBicycleBuck
11/01/2015 at 19:12

Awesome dad FTW!