Two Pro Tips For Halloween Costumes

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 10/31/2015 at 14:46 • Filed to: Halloween

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Tip 1: Dress as a Firefighter, that way if you see someone dressed as a Cat, you can “save” them. Has yet to fail me.

Tip 2: Go as an Antarctic Researcher, Inuit, anything that will allow you to be warm outdoors. You can have a second costume under the winter wear for when you are inside. I suggest a Cat costume.

Would have shared sooner, but didn’t want my tips going viral. It’s the subtlety and logic that makes these things successful.

CB > Wobbles the Mind 10/31/2015 at 14:49

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That... that is actually kind of brilliant.

whatisthatsound > Wobbles the Mind 10/31/2015 at 14:52

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I used to go trick or treating in my snowboarding gear because it would be snowing outside. It is perfect.

Frank Grimes > Wobbles the Mind 10/31/2015 at 15:13

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Or as David Puddy with a huge fur coat for chicks to snuggle with you when their sexy costume suddenly becomes impractical.

I have liimted knowledge of women.

Wobbles the Mind > CB 10/31/2015 at 15:13

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I’m smarter than I type.

Punk_Girl_98 > Wobbles the Mind 10/31/2015 at 15:14

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I guess I have what I need to save the world later on in the year lol.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind 10/31/2015 at 15:15

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Wow. That would have taken me years to come up with.

Wobbles the Mind > Frank Grimes 10/31/2015 at 15:16

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Remember, with car trims and knowledge, limited has the best features.

shop-teacher > Wobbles the Mind 10/31/2015 at 19:36

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Those are some solid tips!