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When GM launched the redesigned, Canadian-built Chevrolet Tracker in 1999, the Campbell-Ewald penned tagline they chose for the occasion was an unmitigated disaster of naïveté. Chevy Tracker: It Gets Around.
Which, in the parlance of the times, meant “It’s a dirty slut.” As this was doubtless a naïvely unintended interpretation of the tagline, one wonders why they chose to use an ad with an actor that appears from behind to be looking down with his hands in the right position to undo his belt. In full view of the Tracker’s eager face.
What’s more, the Tracker was pimped out to several different companies under different aliases. It was originally a Suzuki design, sold in the US as the Vitara before Chevy got their rebadged Tracker version. Its predecessor was badged as a GEO. Mazda even offered the model in select markets with its own badge, as the Proceed Levante.
And even with its purer, more direct intended meaning, the tagline is terrible. “It Gets Around” is literally the most basic thing any vehicle is supposed to do. A moped gets around, too. We all laughed when Toyota launched the Yaris with the “It’s a Car!” catchphrase, but it was used ironically, so we were supposed to. GM used “It Gets Around” seriously and with zero self-awareness.
Perhaps they’ve since realized what they’d done. I searched the Youtubes and Googles far and wide for the TV version of this ad campaign, or for another print example with this tagline, but it seems the photo I posted at the top is all the visual evidence of said campaign still available online. Perhaps GM had it scrubbed from the internet. Perhaps so few people cared about the Tracker that almost no one bothered to save any ads or upload any commercials of it. Either way, #Winning!
I did find a short blurb from a 1999 copy of AdWeek about the contest GM ran along with the Tracker’s ad campaign.
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The contest involved in the Tracker’s “It Has Chlamyd... err... It Gets Around” launch slogan involved people signing up to win an example if they could guess where in the world the Tracker was based on its commercial footage.
Anyone with half a sense of trolling could have sent in a photo of a Vitara with the words, “At a Suzuki dealer.” Or better yet, a photo with a piece of toilet paper stuck to the back autographed by George Michael.
Can you think of a car-related tagline that’s worse?
![]() 10/30/2015 at 18:37 |
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Is this an ad of a guy taking a leak by his car?
![]() 10/30/2015 at 18:40 |
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Could be. Maybe that dirty whore of a rebadged SUV wanted a golden shower.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 18:41 |
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The Tracker/Vitara is awesome, especially the convertible version
![]() 10/30/2015 at 18:42 |
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No disputing that. But this ad campaign is one of the most ill-conceived I can think of.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 18:55 |
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This car led** me to believe V6s before it sucked. Gutless, soulless waste of metal.
**Nearly.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 19:00 |
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Check this out
![]() 10/30/2015 at 19:01 |
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The 2-door hardtop begs to differ.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 19:02 |
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that’s cool, too. More room than a Metro, shorter in length, and still lighter than a Miata!
![]() 10/30/2015 at 19:06 |
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It’s like, all glass too. I wanna drive one just to see how the Pope feels.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 19:07 |
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Yeah, wow. Speechless.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 19:07 |
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Begs to differ with what?
![]() 10/30/2015 at 19:10 |
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das nasty
![]() 10/30/2015 at 19:12 |
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With dogisabob’s opinion that the convertible is the best.
![]() 10/30/2015 at 19:22 |
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“It gets around”? Wow, that tagline inspires like zero confidence in the product.
“Chevy Tracker. ...yeah, it’s a piece of shit.”
![]() 10/30/2015 at 20:58 |
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Hilarious... Thanks, I needed a chuckle...
![]() 10/31/2015 at 11:24 |
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I can’t remeber the last time I've seen a Chevy tracker. It's like they don't even exist anymore.