I just saw/heard what I thought was a diesel XJ Cherokee

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 10/30/2015 at 14:48 • Filed to: None

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Then as it trundled by I saw the 4.0 badge on the back. Yeah. That’s gonna be on the side of the road pretty soon.

Shortly afterwards a pristine red IROC-Z pulls up and out pops this tiny old lady who looked like her name could have been Pearl or Mable. You know the type.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/30/2015 at 14:52

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Not likely. It’s the 4.0. It doesn’t seem to matter how bad these things run. They just keep going.

spanfucker retire bitch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/30/2015 at 14:53

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It’s already on the side of the road.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/30/2015 at 14:57

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We have those in Euroland, maybe not the 4.0 but, definitely CRD Cherokees.

Party-vi > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/30/2015 at 15:00

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Only if it has a BA10/5 transmission.

*thinks about the BA10/5*

*shudders*

*shuddering intensifies*

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish 10/30/2015 at 15:01

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I don’t know if they were ever sold here in the U.S.

bob and john > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/30/2015 at 15:05

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I’ve seen a few up here in canada

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Party-vi 10/30/2015 at 15:06

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It was a post-facelift model, so no BA10/5.

BigBlock440 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/30/2015 at 15:06

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They were, but under the name “Liberty”

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > bob and john 10/30/2015 at 15:07

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Yes but nobody cares about Canada.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 10/30/2015 at 15:10

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It sounded like 4-cyl diesel. And not a modern one.

M54B30 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/30/2015 at 15:11

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The only thing killing a 4.0 is an air strike. Even then, it has to be a direct hit.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/30/2015 at 15:20

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AMC cylinder deactivation, bro!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > M54B30 10/30/2015 at 15:34

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Well, that or rod knock.

Cé hé sin > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/30/2015 at 15:36

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They had 2.1 Renault diesels at first, then 2.5 VM ones. No 4.0 though.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Cé hé sin 10/30/2015 at 15:55

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I know. It was a gasoline I-6 in such bad condition that it sounded like a 4-cyl diesel.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 10/30/2015 at 16:44

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That 4.0 will run like shit longer than most cars run at all.