In the vernacular of the kids

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 10/30/2015 at 13:58 • Filed to: None

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Totes adorbs

Punk_Girl_98 > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 14:01

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Totes my fav!

Garrett Davis > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 14:05

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Toatz.

yamahog > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 14:07

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Spoopy

macanamera > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 14:07

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obvi totes adorns when bae wants to netflix and chill with me_irl

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > yamahog 10/30/2015 at 14:15

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What does that even mean

yamahog > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 10/30/2015 at 14:18

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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spoopy

cazzyodo > yamahog 10/30/2015 at 14:27

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My gf says this all the time haha.

Actually, she says, “SPOOOOOOOPY.”

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 14:42

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Is that what adults think I talk like?

spanfucker retire bitch > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 14:48

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I’d rather burn the lawn they’re standing on.

Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 14:51

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I have only heard or seen both of these words on Jalopnik so far. I have teenage family members and 20-somethings at work, but so far their only useful contributions to by Gen-Xicon have been “on fleek” and “rando”

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Ash78, voting early and often 10/30/2015 at 14:56

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On fleek? WTF man. Kids these days. (FWIW “rando” has been around for AGES.)

CalzoneGolem > spanfucker retire bitch 10/30/2015 at 15:27

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How’s anger management class working out?

CalzoneGolem > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 10/30/2015 at 15:27

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Sorry, you’ll need to speak up.

*adjusts earhorn*

CalzoneGolem > macanamera 10/30/2015 at 15:29

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Word?

Ash78, voting early and often > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 10/30/2015 at 15:58

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Still only heard it for the first time about 6 months ago from a 23-year-old coworker.

Hell, I just heard “selfie” about a year ago and was like WTF? I’ve been doing self-portraits for a LONG time, usually with an SLR. That takes skill, dammit!

spanfucker retire bitch > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 16:43

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Pretty good, but I’m running out of lawns to burn.

pjhusa > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 16:50

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I know, right? OMGOMGOMG