Behind the Burner 1 - Please help MontegoMan before he loses it edition.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 10/30/2015 at 12:52 • Filed to: Behind the Burner

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Get on over to reddit and figure out who/what this burner is driving and what their kinja handle is.

What do we know so far?

Well it isn’t Jagvar, $kaycog, Aya, Miss Mercedes, RamblinRover, HammerheadFistPunch, CalzoneGolem, foxbodymiata, Mr. Ontop or Jordan and the Slowrunner.

The burner is not a regular on Groupthink.

The burner’s vehicle is Japanese, Jalop by their own admission, 4 door, rwd, from the late 1990s, it has an auto, there is a manual available, has a roof rack and kinda sorta a bed (whatever that means), technically could be over 20 years old (again, whatever that means), has a hatchback, comfy seats, and room to lay down.

Vehicle is not a Pathfinder, Ridgeline, Isuzu, nissan pickup, Toyota Previa, Tacoma, RWD 4Runner, QX4, Sequoia, Fox body, Miata, VW Phaeton, Mercedes S600 or Ford GT.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to head over to Reddit and ask car related questions in an effort to divine which Opponaught is answering your questions. This Opponaught has been told to answer your questions truthfully. They can only respond to questions you post over in r/oppositelock.

Discussion is welcome below and anyone that wants to volunteer to be behind the burner should PM me on Reddit, where I am also CalzoneGolem.

davedave1111 > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 13:00

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Which Opponaut drives a custom van again? Is it him?

Jcarr > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 13:02

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Sounds like a Subaru Outback

CalzoneGolem > davedave1111 10/30/2015 at 13:03

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I’m pretty sure more than one do.

CalzoneGolem > Jcarr 10/30/2015 at 13:03

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They say it is RWD.

Jcarr > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 13:10

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Ah, missed that.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 13:13

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Nothing a hacksaw can't fix.

CalzoneGolem > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 10/30/2015 at 13:16

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Simplify and add lightness.

Alfalfa > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 13:17

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I don’t feel like signing up for reddit, someone guess HammerheadFistPunch for me.

AfromanGTO > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 13:17

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What was Honda’s Version of the Isuzu trooper? Or is it an Isuzu Trooper? Or the Suzuki Samari?

SteveLehto > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 13:19

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I could never do that.

“What kind of cars do you like?”

I have only owned American cars.

“You are obviously Steve Lehto.”

Yes. Yes I am.

CalzoneGolem > Alfalfa 10/30/2015 at 13:21

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Boo, sign up it’s easy you don’t even need to give an email address.

CalzoneGolem > AfromanGTO 10/30/2015 at 13:22

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Honda’s version was the Passport. Chevy’s was a Trooper.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 13:23

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Has to be something mutant which exists for no reason, like a Suzuki Grand Vitara. Which was available RWD only, has four doors, had a previous generation in the Sidekick four-door, is a hatchback, has a bed-like-area, is Japanese, and is ridiculous... er, I mean Jalop.

CalzoneGolem > SteveLehto 10/30/2015 at 13:23

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I’ve only owned American cars. Am I Steve Lehto? Yes. Yes I am.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/30/2015 at 13:26

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Could be. Get over to Reddit and ask away.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 13:27

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RallyWrench > Alfalfa 10/30/2015 at 13:29

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I just asked a question that should suss that out.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/30/2015 at 13:29

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SteveLehto > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 13:34

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That makes two of us. Of me.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 13:36

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Am I evil? Yes I am. Am I evil? I am man.

Alfalfa > RallyWrench 10/30/2015 at 13:38

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I noticed! I actually signed up and asked basically the same question.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > SteveLehto 10/30/2015 at 13:38

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CalzoneGolem > SteveLehto 10/30/2015 at 13:44

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My name is Legion, because we are many.

RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 13:45

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It’s bugging me. Unless they’re being cagey about it actually having 4wd available, there’s nothing I can think of that fits the description. The “sorta” removable rear roof bit is perplexing as well. Anyway, question asked.

SteveLehto > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 13:48

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Seriously: I always thought I was the only person on here who had owned nothing but American cars and has never even sat in a Miata.

CalzoneGolem > RallyWrench 10/30/2015 at 13:49

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lol it is safe to assume they are being as cagey as possible.

CalzoneGolem > SteveLehto 10/30/2015 at 13:51

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I’ve owned/own Fords, Chevy and Mopar. My buddies all had Asian sports cars in high school and my first car was a 4 door Chevy Lumina.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 13:55

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*Lehgion.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RallyWrench 10/30/2015 at 13:58

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The closest I could get was a four-door Sidekick/Grand Vitara. Which has a removable rear roof in some of the two-door models, is available RWD or AWD, and matches everything else, I think. Only thing is, I can’t think of anybody who has one.

RallyWrench > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 10/30/2015 at 14:51

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That is a very good guess though, I never thought of it and didn’t know about the roof. Sufficiently Jalop. But I can’t think of anyone who has one either.

RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 14:52

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So it’s not Hammerhead, vehicle can’t be shifted into 4wd.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RallyWrench 10/30/2015 at 15:10

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It’s a guess I made here so somebody can borrow it. Probably not it, but probably not far off.

Alfalfa > CalzoneGolem 10/30/2015 at 17:31

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So it’s a USDM Toyota, available in RWD and 4WD, but not a 4Runner.