Behind the Burner 1 - The mystery remains

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/29/2015 at 10:56 • Filed to: Behind the Burner

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Not sure if I am going to continue this or not. I’m sure this would have been much more fun hosted on kinja.

Get on over to reddit and figure out who/what this burner is driving and what their kinja handle is.

What do we know so far?

Well it isn’t Jagvar, $kaycog, Aya, Miss Mercedes, RamblinRover, CalzoneGolem, foxbodymiata, Mr. Ontop or Jordan and the Slowrunner.

The burner’s vehicle is Japanese, Jalop by their own admission, 4 door, rwd, from the late 1990s, it has an auto, there is a manual available, has a roof rack and kinda sorta a bed (whatever that means).

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to head over to Reddit and ask car related questions in an effort to divine which Opponaught is answering your questions. This Opponaught has been told to answer your questions truthfully. They can only respond to questions you post over in r/oppositelock.

Discussion is welcome below and anyone that wants to volunteer to be behind the burner should PM me on Reddit, where I am also CalzoneGolem.

DISCUSSION (16)

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
10/29/2015 at 11:03

I’m losing my god damn mind trying to figure out who this is.

Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem
10/29/2015 at 11:07

That vehicle is tricky.

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/29/2015 at 11:07

Yeah, they look shorter on Reddit.

CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner
10/29/2015 at 11:10

Haha, I know who the opponaught is and I’m still confused.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
10/29/2015 at 11:23

If I could just figure out the vehicle...it’s disappointing enough I can’t figure out the vehicle let alone the person.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > CalzoneGolem
10/29/2015 at 12:18

Add me to the list of people that it isn’t.

CalzoneGolem > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
10/29/2015 at 12:46

Ah, our much beloved leader!

RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem
10/29/2015 at 13:27

I actually registered on Reddit and subscribed to r/oppositelock for this. I’ve been wracking my brain about the car and have no fucking clue who it could be if not Jordan, so I haven’t even guessed.

CalzoneGolem > RallyWrench
10/29/2015 at 13:30

Go ask some more questions that’s all I can tell you.

RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem
10/29/2015 at 13:36

I just asked a very specific car question there, we’ll see. I’m RallyWrench.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
10/29/2015 at 13:58

Also learned - it’s not an Isuzu

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/29/2015 at 14:32

This whole kinda a bed thing is confusing to me.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
10/29/2015 at 15:17

Me too, I’m looking for any kind of SUV that has a removable back and is RWD automatic with a manual option.

I feel like it’s not really a bed.

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/29/2015 at 15:18