"The Dummy Gummy" (dummygummy)
10/28/2015 at 20:31 • Filed to: roadrage, douchenozzle, florida?
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"The Dummy Gummy" (dummygummy)
10/28/2015 at 20:31 • Filed to: roadrage, douchenozzle, florida? | 1
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Kidding BMW drivers. There are a large portion that drive those fine Germans automobiles like j-holes, but I know you aren’t all like that. [Apologies if this was on the main page.]
This video is hopefully of someone on drugs and not just bat shit crazy lady. I can also only assume this video is shot in Florida, because... well Florida. I mean her victory dance after smashing their car, two finger popping salutes with a little chicken cutlet jiggle, just screams it.
There is also a second video (passenger cell phone video) of when said lady decides to go around behind the car and snap a picture of the BMW’s license plate; which, I can only assume is evidence for an insurance scam. She then proceeds to hit the car she already hit because why not. Crazy muffin top lady will not be stopped there though, she rounds it all out with spitting on the hood of the car for good measure. The classy trashy studded truck then backs up to unlock itself from its love tap and drives on it merry way to add one more traffic violation to their record.
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> The Dummy Gummy
10/28/2015 at 20:54 |
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Why was the driver making the recording so far back from the traffic light?
jvirgs drives a Subaru
> The Dummy Gummy
10/28/2015 at 20:58 |
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1. This bitch and whoever she is with are assholes and I want to know what started this shit show.
2. The guy recording is an asshole for stopping so far back from the car in front of him.
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The Dummy Gummy
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10/28/2015 at 21:04 |
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From what I understand dash cams normally initiate with motion or are when the car is on. They did leave a little extra distance, but it doesn’t give an open invite for the pickup to go into the turning lane and then power it into the lane they were in.
Rainbow
> jvirgs drives a Subaru
10/28/2015 at 21:08 |
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Why do people love to blame the victims in shit like this?
Forgetful
> Rainbow
10/28/2015 at 21:17 |
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People who leave gaps like that are a peeve of mine too. It is an asshole thing to do. I don't see where it says that makes it his fault. Being on the receiving end of a bad situation doesn't absolve you of the things you are responsible for.
Matt Nichelson
> The Dummy Gummy
10/28/2015 at 21:17 |
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Unfortunately we do get a pretty horrible reputation. For every one good one there’s twenty who seem to be a complete dick, especially where I live.
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The Dummy Gummy
> Matt Nichelson
10/28/2015 at 21:20 |
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Sorry bud, I was just using the stigma for a joke. I know you aren’t all bad at driving... just parking :).
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Matt Nichelson
> The Dummy Gummy
10/28/2015 at 21:24 |
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I know. Don’t worry, I hear enough from my parents and fiance about it lol. Sad thing is I drive one and couldn’t agree more! Can’t argue about the parking bit.
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Rainbow
> Forgetful
10/28/2015 at 21:33 |
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It’s a dick move to call them out on something so minor when there’s a much bigger thing going on.
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jvirgs drives a Subaru
> Rainbow
10/28/2015 at 21:38 |
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I wasn’t blaming him for this. I was just making a mere observation that he was an asshole for stopping so far back. Its a major pet peeve of mine. I once had some woman get bitchy with me because I honked at her to pull up stop blocking the entrance to a turn lane because she stopped so far back. It creates unnecessary back-ups at traffic lights
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> The Dummy Gummy
10/28/2015 at 21:39 |
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I’m not defending the truck driver at all, except for wanting to move into the empty spot. I don’t necessarily think he was wrong for doing that, especially because it was more than a little space. But no, truck douche and his classless she-douche are fucktards, without a doubt.
I will admit that it is a peeve of mine when people leave tons of space like that. Not exactly deserving of the treatment he recieved, tho.
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Forgetful
> Rainbow
10/28/2015 at 21:47 |
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No one died. It’s a road rage incident that lead to some dents and scratches, so yes, the stupid thing that the ‘victim’ did to incite the anger from the other motorist is a legitimate factor, however minor it may be.
It's just a thing that people do that I happen to hate so I called it out when I saw it. Big whoop.
Rico
> jvirgs drives a Subaru
10/28/2015 at 21:51 |
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I also hate this but I had a situation that almost caused me to crash. I got off at an exit and there is a stoplight with 3 lanes, the far left is a turning lane only and the other two are to continue straight. This asshole in a Tahoe in the middle lane in front of me with absolutely no one in front of him decided he needed to turn left.
There was already a line of cars and he missed his chance to get in line and instead of just driving up to the light and squeezing in to make a left when the light turns green he decided to slam on his brakes completely at the beginning of the middle lane right in front of me and put his blinker on so someone would let him in.
I had my girl, her son and my little brother in the car and I nearly crashed if I didn’t slam on my brakes and swerve out of the way. What a stupid fuck.
PatBateman
> The Dummy Gummy
10/28/2015 at 21:54 |
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Is that a tattoo, or underwear?
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The Dummy Gummy
> PatBateman
10/28/2015 at 22:02 |
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“Tattoo on lower back...
....might as well been a bullseye.”
But yea, definitely tattoo, ha!
Nauraushaun
> jvirgs drives a Subaru
10/28/2015 at 22:47 |
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I’m with you. What the hell was he doing? Why did he decide to drive forward seemingly at random?
I’m not really sure who’s fault this even is. It’s almost like the guy filming set up a trap - wait for someone to fill the gap (because why not?) then drive forward for no reason and hit them.
Bitch is crazy. But the dude filming was being an idiot.
Speed
> The Dummy Gummy
10/29/2015 at 07:47 |
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Even the guy who got hit seemed to have contributed. He was a few lengths back for awhile and only pulled forward as the truck attempted to move into that spot. If he had stayed put I don’t think there would have been an issue. Ms. Chicken Cutlets tho.. She crazy.
DeLM
> The Dummy Gummy
10/29/2015 at 09:20 |
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holy flaming Doritos batman.... definitely Florida.