The Mystery of the Mysterious Vent....Solved!

"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot)
10/28/2015 at 20:30 • Filed to: Homelopnik

Earlier today I !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! about thoughts on this mysterious vent in the master bedroom’s closet. After work I checked it out. I quickly realized that it leads absolutely no where.

I did a test where I turned the heat on and put a piece of paper over it. Nothing happened. I also tried to follow where it could possibly go, looking for another vent that was maybe covered by carpet, but it was a no go as well. So, I’m guessing it’s either a left over from some renovation or a portal to another dimension (I’m pulling for the latter).

DISCUSSION (27)

CB > zeontestpilot
10/28/2015 at 20:32

Should probably put something heavy overtop of it. Something could be living in there, and you don’t want them popping out now that you’ve noticed them. That makes them unhappy.

GeorgeyBoy > zeontestpilot
10/28/2015 at 20:33

Cold air return?

jariten1781 > zeontestpilot
10/28/2015 at 20:35

Maybe It Is A Portal To The Real Dimension And We Live In The Alternate One.

Kinja'd!!!

Anima > zeontestpilot
10/28/2015 at 20:36

I remember in my last house before this one there was a random light switch that lead to nothing. I am so glad my landlord told me that it actually didn’t lead to anything or otherwise it would have driven me insane trying to figure out what it was for.

Berang > zeontestpilot
10/28/2015 at 20:44

That’s where you hide the drugs.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > zeontestpilot
10/28/2015 at 20:45

Or, fake vent = secret hiding spot for goodies.

gin-san - shitpost specialist > zeontestpilot
10/28/2015 at 20:53

I don’t know about that, interdimensional portals can be very hit-or-miss.

Also, I’d give the space a quick pass with the vacuum.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > zeontestpilot
10/28/2015 at 21:03

Narnia

zeontestpilot > jariten1781
10/28/2015 at 21:06

My mind, it just blew.

zeontestpilot > CB
10/28/2015 at 21:07

I kept thinking that every time I put my hand in it.

zeontestpilot > Anima
10/28/2015 at 21:10

You’d hate it here. We got 5 switches, which all have power, but lead no where. One in the kitchen, one on the stairs, one in the small hallway, one in the living room, and one in the dinner room. It irritates yet fascinates me. I’m making it my mission to figure them out.

zeontestpilot > gin-san - shitpost specialist
10/28/2015 at 21:11

If any of them I can get a talking Great Dane, which can seemingly live forever, to solve mysteries, I'd be happy.

zeontestpilot > jvirgs drives a Subaru
10/28/2015 at 21:11

I tried to enter, but the talking mouse said not to.

CB > zeontestpilot
10/28/2015 at 21:12

Then why do you keep putting your hand in it?

zeontestpilot > GeorgeyBoy
10/28/2015 at 21:13

It ‘may’ connect to the return, but the other returns suck in air. It heads in the direction of the return main, but it doesn't act like a return.

zeontestpilot > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/28/2015 at 21:14

I can store snacks, since MrsZtp disapproves of my idea of snacks. honey buns, here I come.

zeontestpilot > CB
10/28/2015 at 21:15

....I can't help it, I'm genuinely curious.