Can someone buy a cheap Fiero and give it yellow spikes? 

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10/27/2015 at 20:49 • Filed to: None

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Call it Guy Fiero and drive it at LeMons? Please? Also, I’m bit drunk.


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! Anima > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 20:52

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Great idea! I might be drinking as well though.

What are you drinking?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Anima
10/27/2015 at 20:56

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Original, a tradicional Brazilian beer, so I can sleep well.


Kinja'd!!! Anima > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 20:58

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Ah, I’ m going the Citroen way. Cheap red wine.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 20:58

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Nah, just paint it yellow and give it spiky hair.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Anima
10/27/2015 at 20:58

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Oh that sounds good, but wine and sleep usually end up with awesome morning head-aches for me.


Kinja'd!!! Anima > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:05

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That’s a problem I’ ll deal with in the morning! :P

You are a Euro Jalop too right?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:06

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No more alcohol for you.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > jkm7680
10/27/2015 at 21:07

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But how am i supposed to quieten the voices inside my head?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:08

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Hard drugs.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Anima
10/27/2015 at 21:08

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Nah, in Brazil, but I’m Swiss so I guess I’m pseudo-Euro.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > jkm7680
10/27/2015 at 21:08

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What do you suggest? I have some meth in the trunk, some krokodil and frozen peas.


Kinja'd!!! Anima > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:10

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Ah cool. Mind me asking what brought you to Brazil?


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Anima
10/27/2015 at 21:11

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My father got some interesting job opportunities here, and so we stayed


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:11

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How’s the bank strike going?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:12

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Mix them all up and make them into a milkshake. Then drink them all and see how that goes. If not, try huffing glue or drinking mouthwash or something. That’s what kids do nowadays I think.


Kinja'd!!! Anima > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:12

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Okay. Must be quite a change! anyway, Cheers!


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/27/2015 at 21:13

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Ended today, I usually pay all my bills on the interwebs and I have a “prestige” account so I use special bank locations that weren’t affected by the strike.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > TheHondaBro
10/27/2015 at 21:14

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That also works.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > jkm7680
10/27/2015 at 21:14

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Kids do Flakka this days right? whatever that may be.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Anima
10/27/2015 at 21:15

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Where in the EU are you located Anima?


Kinja'd!!! Anima > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:18

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I live in the Netherlands. Hence my frequent posts from Zandvoort .


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > My citroen won't start
10/27/2015 at 21:54

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You may be drunk, but this is nonetheless an excellent idea.