Hey Doug. I kinda stood up for you. Kinda.

Kinja'd!!! "It's a "Porch-uh"" (ikazuchi)
10/22/2015 at 15:57 • Filed to: DeMuro

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Damn kids on the interwebs with their lack of grammar.


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! MultiplaOrgasms > It's a "Porch-uh"
10/22/2015 at 16:02

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Kinda sad how so few people realize Doug’s ingeniously brilliant social commentary.


Kinja'd!!! BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > It's a "Porch-uh"
10/22/2015 at 16:02

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Comma splices galore


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > It's a "Porch-uh"
10/22/2015 at 16:03

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I think I’m doing this right, but I am not sure, what do you think?

I’m hip.


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > It's a "Porch-uh"
10/22/2015 at 16:05

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“did he wanted a great car or just attention?”

This is my job. I bought the car because my readers wanted to see it. This is so insanely easy to comprehend that even people on YouTube get it.

Nothing has ruined the last few months of Skyline ownership like these idiots.

Oh well — can’t wait for the next one.


Kinja'd!!! Nick > It's a "Porch-uh"
10/22/2015 at 16:06

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“did he wanted”

of course he does it to get attention, he’s a journalist. he kinda needs attention to get paid.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > It's a "Porch-uh"
10/22/2015 at 16:08

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More importantly, he’s an auto journalist who’s entire job is to write about his current car/cars and get attention - clicks, views, etc.

OF COURSE HE’S DOING IT FOR THE ATTENTION!

If no one clicked on it, he wouldn’t have a job!


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > It's a "Porch-uh"
10/22/2015 at 16:14

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I think some people are allergic to humour.

And yes he wants attention, it's his job.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Doug DeMuro
10/22/2015 at 16:14

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Get a white last gen F-150. Get 0 attention. Do nothing eventful or noteworthy. Then compare your viewer data. The market of people wanting to watch nothing on youtube is clearly vast and untapped.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Doug DeMuro
10/22/2015 at 16:17

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I don't see how it would ruin ownership—if they are one level of retard below YouTubers you just give them a kleenex to mop up their dribbling and ignore them.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > It's a "Porch-uh"
10/22/2015 at 16:29

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I agree with that guy. Who does DeMuro think he is, along with all those other journalists, writers, presenters, actors, etc... doing stuff for us to read, watch or listen to trying to get our attention hoping it appeals to the reader, watcher or listener.

I mean is it like his job or something?

But sarcasm aside. If you don’t want to read, see or hear it, f*** off, and then f*** off some more, then continue to f*** off till like the rest of us thinking about your departure, there is simply no f***s to give and then stay there.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > It's a "Porch-uh"
10/22/2015 at 16:30

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Saw this too. Almost posted—you beat me to it!


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Doug DeMuro
10/22/2015 at 16:40

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Just remember, there is no such thing as bad publicity.


Kinja'd!!! iSureWilll > Doug DeMuro
10/22/2015 at 16:46

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If Youtube commenters can truly RUIN owning an R32 Skyline then you have bigger issues, not just internet trolls.

I like your videos and articles both. Keep doin you man.


Kinja'd!!! traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Doug DeMuro
10/22/2015 at 18:19

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Think of this this way: You get to drive a Hummer and a Skyline, and they don’t!

Keep up the good work man!


Kinja'd!!! StudyStudyStudy > It's a "Porch-uh"
10/22/2015 at 20:26

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Goodness that first and the second to last guy.

“This dude is dam(n) annoying(.) yes(,) I am a skyline fan(,) (did someone say you weren’t? Why are you responding?) (but) doing all that crap to get noticed (...) (where is your contradictory statement? As you worded it it should be something derogatory against skylines) did he want (no ed, what the hell are kids learning in school these days, really? “did he wanted,” say that out loud, say that out loud) a great car or just attention?

“Exactly(,) he just needs to shut up and stop doing all this mess(.) It(‘)s boring(.)“

The lack of punctuation and grammar, is really frustratiting. I’m not sure if I am more upset at their poor commentary or the formatting of their poor commentary.

Doug, keep doing what you do. Sometimes the things you present are a miss and some things are a bit of a reach, but you are putting yourself out there and trying to find new perspectives on living with the cars you own. And most of the time your articles do at some point bring a smile to my face or a stifling giggle in the office so keep at it!