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10/22/2015 at 11:20 • Filed to: None

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Since I post way too much music-related stuff for a car site, let’s have some fun today.

Here is a local CL listing for a 2000 Lincoln LS. The engine is blown and the guy is letting it go for a song. $500 is the asking price.

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So what would you put in it? What even fits? A new 5.0L? A Jag 4.2L SC from an R? What? Go go Oppo ridiculousness.


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Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
10/22/2015 at 11:21

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heavy discount for not having the cat on the hood


Kinja'd!!! Thunderface > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
10/22/2015 at 11:22

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2.3 ecoboost for the lulz


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
10/22/2015 at 11:23

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Don’t know how to even acquire one...but somehow I’d make this work


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
10/22/2015 at 11:26

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Jag V12 or GTFO.


Kinja'd!!! luvMeSome142 & some Lincoln! > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
10/22/2015 at 11:28

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http://www.drivingenthusiast.net/sec-blog/?p=10…


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
10/22/2015 at 11:33

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Well, this guy crammed a 4.6L in it + a supercharger.

http://www.drivingenthusiast.net/sec-blog/?p=10…

I think I’d put a Coyote 5.0 motor instead though, it’s actually the same width or a little skinnier depending on which generation of 4.6L it is.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
10/22/2015 at 11:34

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I8 Cummins.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
10/22/2015 at 11:37

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buy a used 4.6 for cheap then rebuild it with all the performance goodies I could afford. Jam it in the LS with a subtle exhaust and 500hp.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
10/22/2015 at 11:38

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these all fit in the Jag XF

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Kinja'd!!! PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Wacko
10/22/2015 at 11:44

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According to local junk yards, a complete 5.0L Supercharged Jag engine from an XF with 30k to 45k miles is around $6000, or about $1000 more than the non-blown version.

$3800 for the S/C 4.2L from the big Jags, tested, with the same mileage


Kinja'd!!! gin-san - shitpost specialist > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
10/22/2015 at 12:23

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Does Ford sell the new 5.0L V8 as a crate engine? If so, then that. This is the kind of car I’d want to turn into some sort of beast, despite the fact that it’s supposed to be a comfortable cruiser. No one would expect this thing to go quick at first glance, but the current V8 in the Mustang GT would be a good start.

If you could manage it, it would be hilarious if you could find a Viper engine or something else that would be really, really out of place on this vehicle.


Kinja'd!!! Bengal55 > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
10/22/2015 at 12:35

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It’s been said, but I’d go with a 4.2L or 5.0L Jaguar engine, either N/A with 385hp or Supercharged with 420/550. Not sure the supercharged versions would fit under that hood though.

The Coyote would be a good subsitute, but probably require more custom work to make functional.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
10/23/2015 at 05:55

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LSA.


Kinja'd!!! BringBackTheCommodore > PotbellyJoe and 42 others
10/23/2015 at 20:29

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This: http://www.ebay.com/itm/1999-Musta…

This: http://www.ebay.com/itm/2003-2004-…

And this: http://www.ebay.com/itm/01-FORD-MU…

(Might require some extra parts, bits, and doodads. Also recommend installing a Turbo Encabulator. )