The Universe has Balanced Back Out

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 10/21/2015 at 23:49 • Filed to: Baseballopnik

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It is as it should be.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > PatBateman 10/21/2015 at 23:51

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Wasn’t expecting to see a sweep at all

Go mets!

PatBateman > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 10/21/2015 at 23:52

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There are some things that should always be. Disappointed Cubs fans are one of those things.

Jcarr > PatBateman 10/21/2015 at 23:56

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Ouch. Young team, lots of talent, not enough post season experience. The next few years look pretty bright on the north side, though.

PatBateman > Jcarr 10/21/2015 at 23:59

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When will Cubs fans learn that the light at the end of their tunnel is the train? That next year will always be NEXT year? That the club will forever be held hostage by a burger joint’s mascot? That the team is called the CUBS?

Accept your eternal fate.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > PatBateman 10/22/2015 at 00:02

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#Savage

TheHondaBro > PatBateman 10/22/2015 at 00:13

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I’m not a baseball fan but I would have loved to see the Cubs win, especially on BTTF day.

PatBateman > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 10/22/2015 at 00:16

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Don't blame me. I didn't kick that goat out of the stadium and sentence the team to their perpetual doom.

PatBateman > TheHondaBro 10/22/2015 at 00:17

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NO. Not even BTTF Day can save the Cubs.

ly2v8-Brian > PatBateman 10/22/2015 at 00:32

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(Long string of profanities directed at Pat)

Leadbull > PatBateman 10/22/2015 at 00:33

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As a cards fan surrounded by cubs fans who won’t shut up about BTTF, I find it completely satisfying that they lost on BTTF day.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > PatBateman 10/22/2015 at 01:13

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You seem like a real asshole. Or a bitter Rangers fan. One of the two maybe both in fact. Most new yorkers are

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Leadbull 10/22/2015 at 01:14

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Yeah How’d that NLDS go for you

Leadbull > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 10/22/2015 at 01:52

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Sweet memories of the two World Series victories I’ve witnessed brought relief.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Leadbull 10/22/2015 at 02:16

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Yeah good thing I have 3 Stanley cups I can re-live from the past 6 years. Sorry about all those first round exits on the blues behalf

pip bip - choose Corrour > PatBateman 10/22/2015 at 03:12

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huh?

PatBateman > pip bip - choose Corrour 10/22/2015 at 07:40

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Curse of the Billy Goat.

PatBateman > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 10/22/2015 at 07:41

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From your tone, it seems that you are way too sad for that first round of cute baby Billy Goats to cure. I sincerely hope that this ÜBER SUPER CUTE Baby Billy Goat does the trick.

pip bip - choose Corrour > PatBateman 10/22/2015 at 07:45

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again , huh?

i genuinely don’t understand.

PatBateman > pip bip - choose Corrour 10/22/2015 at 07:48

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Google my last comment.

pip bip - choose Corrour > PatBateman 10/22/2015 at 07:53

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thank you.

that was quite interesting.

B/Xmrrmvr > ly2v8-Brian 10/22/2015 at 08:52

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B/Xmrrmvr > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 10/22/2015 at 08:53

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B/Xmrrmvr > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 10/22/2015 at 08:53

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B/Xmrrmvr > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 10/22/2015 at 08:53

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davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > PatBateman 10/22/2015 at 09:03

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They can blame Colbert this year:

Jcarr > PatBateman 10/22/2015 at 09:17

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Nah, I don’t believe in that garbage. The Ricketts and Epstein will get them there sometime soon.

Leadbull > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 10/22/2015 at 09:41

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Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Leadbull 10/22/2015 at 09:47

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Technically hockey always comes first in my life so that doesn’t apply

PatBateman > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 10/22/2015 at 10:21

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They will always be able to blame the Billy Goat Tavern for this. Colbert only pawn in game of life.

PatBateman > Jcarr 10/22/2015 at 10:38

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I just like that baseball culture is so superstitious. Playoff beards, not washing socks/jock straps, rally caps, curses, etc. I was actually mad that the Curse of the Bambino was lifted. Not because I dislike the Red Sox, but because that was a piece of old school lore that died.

Deputy Kovacs > PatBateman 10/23/2015 at 11:56

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This hurts.

PatBateman > Deputy Kovacs 10/23/2015 at 12:00

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Don't blame me. Blame the Universe.