Watching Demuro Freak Out Over His Off Roading

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222) 10/21/2015 at 23:09 • Filed to: None

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Made me chuckle. I’ve done worse than that in my rear wheel drive Ford Ranger. He was in a 4 wheel drive Hummer. There is no situation where he would not be totally, 100% fine on that trail.

CB > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/21/2015 at 23:11

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It’s almost like he’s never been offroading before.

TheHondaBro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/21/2015 at 23:13

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Also lol.

TheHondaBro > CB 10/21/2015 at 23:16

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You know, at the molecular level, no one is really touching anything, because the molecules are repelling each other. My fingers are using repellant forces to push the keys on my keyboard, and when you go off-roading, you’re really hovering over the dirt n’ shit like a magical boss.

In a way, no one really goes off-roading. We’re all flying.

bob and john > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/21/2015 at 23:17

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there is a funny little thing called ‘ground clearance’ my friend. something your ranger lacks.

CB > TheHondaBro 10/21/2015 at 23:18

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Which means that you will never truly know the touch of a woman. Or a man. I don’t know which you prefer.

But yeah, I took a science class once, that logic checks out.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 10/21/2015 at 23:19

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Why am I constantly amazed by this fact. like I know it but it’s somehow crazier every time.

TheHondaBro > CB 10/21/2015 at 23:19

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And you’ve never truly felt your mother’s touch.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/21/2015 at 23:19

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The Skyline has 4 driven wheels. Why can’t he take that?

TheHondaBro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/21/2015 at 23:20

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Smoke weed. I promise it will make perfect sense.

CB > TheHondaBro 10/21/2015 at 23:20

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Touché.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > bob and john 10/21/2015 at 23:21

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I have 10 Inches of ground clearance thank you very much

TheHondaBro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/21/2015 at 23:23

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My penis is 10 inches, you don’t see me taking it off-roading!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TheHondaBro 10/21/2015 at 23:25

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Im so happy for you

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 10/21/2015 at 23:27

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Nah bruh. I’ll pass today.

bob and john > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/21/2015 at 23:28

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the hummer is 16. feeling smart now my friend?

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro 10/21/2015 at 23:44

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/21/2015 at 23:49

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SO many squeaks and rattles. You’d almost think it was a GM.

HammerheadFistpunch > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/21/2015 at 23:49

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You have between 7.1 and 9.3, or about what a Subaru forester has

HammerheadFistpunch > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/21/2015 at 23:50

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I asked doug to come out west on this trip i have coming up but i think now he wouldnt handle it well. Sorry doug

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/21/2015 at 23:54

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I didnt even read the post. Because WHAT THE HELL is an H1 going to be bothered by. Smelled like click bait

Übel > HammerheadFistpunch 10/21/2015 at 23:54

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Based on that video, I’m not even sure he’s got enough off-road prowess to handle most main roads in the midwest.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Übel 10/21/2015 at 23:56

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Or really any roads in western colorado

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > HammerheadFistpunch 10/21/2015 at 23:57

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Ive measured it myself at 10” buuuut, I also did it in the dark not very scientifically, so it may also be 9.3”

Dusty Ventures > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/22/2015 at 00:15

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This is a terrible idea and I hope he does it

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dusty Ventures 10/22/2015 at 00:17

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It’s a really bad idea, but I want to see some off road Skyline dammit.

TheHondaBro > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 10/22/2015 at 00:34

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A GM driving on a smooth paved road.

HammerheadFistpunch > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2015 at 00:42

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just for funnsies, I did some rough math and I guess that hes about a 20-23 degree sideslope, the hummer is said to have a rollover limit around 55 degrees. Though i can personally attest that unless you are used to extreme roll angles, it can feel like a LOT more than it actually is. I’ve been up to around 33 degrees and I did NOT like it. I’m a little more used to it now and if there isn’t high consequences on the lee of the slope I can handle 30’s all day long.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > HammerheadFistpunch 10/22/2015 at 02:50

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55° seems insane. Surely at that point you’re barely sitting in the driver’s seat.

Berang > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2015 at 02:59

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Doug looks like Norm Macdonald and Quentin Tarantino had a baby.

McMike > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2015 at 05:31

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 10/22/2015 at 09:12

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It’s really hard to tell if Doug Demuro IS an idiot, or if he just plays one on Youtube. Seriously in every video he acts like a baffoon, and I know it’s just an act, but I can’t say it’s a very entertaining one.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 10/22/2015 at 09:19

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I’ve actually met him. He is no idiot. Im just giving him a hard time with this post

HammerheadFistpunch > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 10/22/2015 at 10:25

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Yeah me too though I did find the max angle at gvw is recommended at no more than 32

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > HammerheadFistpunch 10/22/2015 at 13:08

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That would make more sense, not even just for the ridiculous tipping angle, but surely at 55° the shearing force would just send the car sideways down the slope. I’d love to see it though.