Two things that you cannot look cool while/after doing

"traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn" (el-peasant) 10/21/2015 at 21:24 • Filed to: None

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1. Tripping and/or falling

2. Jump as a result from being scared

Come on oppo, what else?

3. Doing a one wheel peel out of a parking lot. Except if the vehicle has two wheels

4. Stalling. Except when you reach your destination

5. Failing a handbrake turn (As James May would know)

6. HELLO.

7. Dropping a motorcycle at low speeds.

8. Dropping a football or basketball, then running for it

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 10/21/2015 at 21:28

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Doing a one wheel peel as you leave a parking lot.

CB > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 10/21/2015 at 21:28

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1. Parkour rolling after falling out a window.

2. Jumping off a building as it collapses. Then parkour rolling.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 10/21/2015 at 21:29

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That just gave me two more ideas.

bob and john > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 10/21/2015 at 21:30

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IDK man....

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > bob and john 10/21/2015 at 21:32

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dat’s ok bc motorcycle burnouts.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > CB 10/21/2015 at 21:33

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Are those exceptions to my #1 and #2, or other ways to look stupid?

bob and john > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 10/21/2015 at 21:33

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its still technically a 1-wheel peel (one tire fire) but they look cool doing it,m so your suggestion falls flat.

bob and john > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 10/21/2015 at 21:33

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dropping a motorcycle at slow speeds.

CB > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 10/21/2015 at 21:34

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Exceptions. Parkour is cool.

TheHondaBro > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 10/21/2015 at 21:46

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Stepping out of a Ferrari Mondial.

Axial > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 10/21/2015 at 21:49

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No. 2 is false; you can turn that jump into a spinning back kick into your assailant, a dodge roll, etc.

Urambo Tauro > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 10/21/2015 at 21:49

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Looking for spark plugs on a Power Stroke engine. JUST KIDDING, Swayze! We still love ya, man!

Here’s one that I’ve done: unlatched hood flying open on a test drive after wrenching. D’oh!

shop-teacher > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 10/21/2015 at 22:20

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Hiccuping. Nobody has ever looked cool hiccuping. It’s not possible.

Gizmo - The Only Good Gremlin, but don't feed me after Midnight > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 10/21/2015 at 22:22

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1. In a large parking lot, trying to get into someone elses appliance car that looks just like yours.

2. Doing dougnuts in the snow right into a snowbank.

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 10/22/2015 at 00:23

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I stalled on a drag strip today. Street cred=0

BoulderZ > traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn 10/22/2015 at 01:00

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“Reply All” with content appropriate only for the original sender.

Sitting down, believing you pulled the chair out, then finding out you didn’t.

Getting a green left turn arrow and jumping on 1st gear, then discovering it was just a green and not an arrow.