Guaranteed to make you dumber- It's Science!

"Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius" (rex-imperator) 10/21/2015 at 17:25 • Filed to: Geocentric theory

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Watch this short video and you will be less informed (but more emphatic!) when you finish. Somebody put a lot of effort into being wrong.

Dumber by dinner time or your money back.

HammerheadFistpunch > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/21/2015 at 17:39

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No its all true, when I’m in my car on the freeway I know its not actually moving, how do I know this? Because there is no wind on my face. How could I be moving at 70 if there was no wind on my face?

/truth

Brian, The Life of > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/21/2015 at 17:39

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TheRealBicycleBuck > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/21/2015 at 17:44

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We need a new sub-blog. DumberEveryDay.kinja.cm

HammerheadFistpunch > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/21/2015 at 17:49

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Read the youtube comments...wished I hadn’t.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > TheRealBicycleBuck 10/21/2015 at 17:54

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What until I get to Flat- Earth theory.

TheRealBicycleBuck > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/21/2015 at 18:02

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Check out the growing Earth theory for an additional dose of nutso:

ttyymmnn > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/21/2015 at 18:10

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It’s turtles all the way down.

HammerheadFistpunch > TheRealBicycleBuck 10/21/2015 at 18:11

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huh, who knew the old small earth was full of water just waiting for a chance to get out to the surface! I guess that explains why hitler and the dinosaurs have a nice hollowed out earth to live in...cause there used to be so much ocean in it!

desertdog5051 > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/21/2015 at 18:15

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They certainly spent a bit of money in producing that piece.

PS9 > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/21/2015 at 18:27

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Gonna try cataloging everything wrong with this.

1:33 Yeah, fuck that diagram for implying that the volume of earths air is anywhere near it’s center of mass. That right there shows how broken their understanding of how gravity and mass work, and you’re not going to be able to give me an accurate answer about the actual velocity of anything on our planet (or anywhere else) without a solid understanding of those things.

1:40 So...you gonna explain why fireworks and rain are impossible under that postulate, person who made this youtube vid? Do you even understand how either of those things fucking work? Guess not on both counts.

2:37 Oh my fucking god, you cannot be serious with that. I’m not even going to type what I just saw. No, it’s my fault. I can’t expect people who don’t even know what gravity and mass are to know how conservation of momentum is supposed to work. Nah.

3:03 Ohhhhh I think I see what’s going on here. These folks are trying to prove we live in a geocentric universe, right?

3:34 Yeah, the clouds move with the earth because they are ‘obedient’. Not because they are made of particles that have mass and are affected by things like gravity and momentum. Nah. Nuts to that. The scientists all worship satan anyway, we don’t need to listen to them.

4:30 This is so painful and tortured to watch. I mean...they almost have it right there! You can see in the video that the planes reach their destinations at the same time and travel at the same distance even while the earth is spinning because they are part of the same system! It’s right there in their little diagram! Too bad they think momentum is something that only affects you if you’re directly touching the earth...

4:47 No. Just no. Voyager I and II would never have worked if it turned out that we were at the center of our solar system. it’s not gonna happen, guys. Let. It. Go.

5:43 The beginning of the video had at least one morsel of truth; You wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between an earth with fast moving clouds overhead, or a fast spinning earth with stationary clouds overhead. So answer me something, youtube video guy; how do you tell the difference between a rotating earth with a 24 day, and an orbiting sun with the same 24 hour day? You cannot. How can you then offer this as absolute evidence that the earth is at the center of the solar system? YOU CANNOT.

5:58 FOR FUCK SAKE, THE PLANE STILL HAS THE EARTHS MOMENTUM WHEN IT TAKES OFF! IT DOESN’T MAGICALLY GO AWAY NOW THAT IT’S IN THE AIR YOU GODDAMNED IGNORANT PIECE OF SH- I’m sorry for that. It’s falling on deaf ears, I know, but I had to let it out. I just had to.

7:22 That’s waaaay too dumb to address. I’m just gonna close this all out with the best youtube comment I ever saw, and it’s right here on this video;

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > ttyymmnn 10/21/2015 at 19:16

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Lots of turtles of just one big turtle? I forget

ttyymmnn > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/21/2015 at 19:22

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Lots of turtles.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > ttyymmnn 10/21/2015 at 20:13

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I was thinking the Hindu version

spanfucker retire bitch > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/22/2015 at 09:56

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The heliocentric theory, literally “flying” in the face of direct observation, experimental evidence and common sense, maintains that the ball-Earth is spinning around its axis at 1,000 miles per hour, revolving around the Sun at 67,000 miles per hour, while the entire solar system rotates around the Milky Way galaxy at 500,000 miles per hour, and the Milky Way speeds through the expanding Universe at over 670,000,000 miles per hour, yet no one in history has ever felt a thing!

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literally “flying” in the face of direct observation, experimental evidence and common sense

Today I learned that there are people living among us so fucking stupid as to actually question the Heliocentric model of the Universe. I sincerely believed there couldn’t any people out there more cosmically retarded than the Flat Earthers, but I am man enough to admit when I’m wrong.

Excuse me while I go hate vomit.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > spanfucker retire bitch 10/22/2015 at 10:07

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I think I’m going to make this a series on Oppositelock. Flat earth, growing Earth, young Earth, Chemtrails. Then we can move to to Kennedy. Hitler in Argentina, Tupac & Elvis retired in the Seychelles... The internet is full of crazy. Aliens. Boy howdy. Aliens.

In a hat tip to Destin at Smart Everyday, I’m thinking of the keeping the name Dumber by Dinner.

spanfucker retire bitch > Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius 10/22/2015 at 10:16

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Don’t forget those that deny the Moon Landing.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > spanfucker retire bitch 10/22/2015 at 10:21

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I think Youtube should put all the conspiracies in one URL called neverendingpileofshit.com