DD, Track, Burn

Kinja'd!!! "Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'" (otto-the-croatian)
10/19/2015 at 17:11 • Filed to: dd, track, burn, ddtrackburn

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Ferrari Thomassima II
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Alfa Romeo Tipo 33 Stradale

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Or, the Ferrari 250 LM

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DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! 66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/19/2015 at 17:26

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Nope. Sorry. Won’t do it.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/19/2015 at 17:28

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daily Alfa cuz its beautiful

Track the 250

and burn the II cuz if i cant have a $9m car neither can anyone else.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/19/2015 at 17:29

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remember how everyone freaked out when that band lit a Saab on fire? just imagine what would happen if you burn that thing


Kinja'd!!! SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/19/2015 at 17:35

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DD the Alfa, track the LM, and drive the shit out of the II until it eventually catches on fire.

That’s allowed as long as I don’t try to put it out, right?


Kinja'd!!! C62030 > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/19/2015 at 17:37

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Am I the only one who really doesn’t like how any of them look?


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/19/2015 at 17:43

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DD: Alfa

Track: 250 LM

Use the ugly third as an art installation.


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/19/2015 at 17:50

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Daily and track the Alfa.


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/19/2015 at 17:50

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DD: 250 LM

Track: Alfa

Burn: the P3/4 Clone.


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/19/2015 at 17:51

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A rare Ferrari P3/4 road car variant, one of the most gorgeous race cars ever made.

Quite possibly THE most gorgeous car ever rendered in metal, rubber and glass, the Alfa Romeo Tipo 33 Stradale.

And a Ferrari 250 mid-engined LM, one of the first mid-engined Ferraris ever...

Keep all. Burn YOU down.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/19/2015 at 17:55

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DD the Alfa, track the 250, and very reluctantly burn the Thomassima


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > C62030
10/19/2015 at 17:58

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Kinja'd!!! C62030 > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
10/19/2015 at 18:06

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OFFENSE TAKEN. SO MUCH OFFENSE. JUST WOW. NO JEST FOR YOU SIR.


Kinja'd!!! Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/19/2015 at 18:13

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DD: Tipo 33 Stradale

Track: Thomassima II

Burn the 250 LM with pleasure. Such a hideous car.


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > C62030
10/19/2015 at 18:16

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Sorry if you didn’t take it as jesting over-reaction hyperbole, in the spirit it was intended, and identified as a jest. If it isn’t seen in good fun, it is gone.

If you don’t think those cars are gorgeous, I do legitimately have to wonder what you possibly could find aesthetically pleasing.

Those are multi-million-dollar classics and regarded as some of the most gorgeous cars ever created by most of the industry and car enthusiasts. Milestones in automotive history.


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/19/2015 at 18:19

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I’ve never liked the looks of the 250 LM, the 33 Stradale looks good, but not great, and the Thomassima II looks incredible and is by far the best looking of the three Thomassimas.

DD: Thomassima

Track: 33 (because racecar underneath)

Burn: 250 LM


Kinja'd!!! C62030 > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
10/19/2015 at 18:26

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I was joking, I appreciate jest hyperbole as much as any hyperbole-ing jester. And I don’t know, they may be great cars, but I just have never been a fan of the long, bubbly kind of look a lot of these old sports cars went for. I also really don’t like the way covered headlights look on old cars too, which explains most of the reason I don’t like the E-Type’s looks either. Currently, the best-looking car I’ve ever seen has to be the Pagani Huayra. Every single thing about it is perfect (except the stupid mirrors and the weird seats). Running a close second would probably be the Ferrari 458 and the Tesla Model S. For the most part, I do definitely prefer the way new cars look compared to most old ones in general.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/20/2015 at 00:43

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DD and track them all.

Then, get a job as a cook at your favorite restaurant and burn every meal you order for the rest of your life. If you move or get a new favorite restaurant I well get a new job there. All because you suggested burning one of these cars. Such a suggestion is probably considered a crime against humanity.


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Tuned-Port-Injected-Rage
10/20/2015 at 02:51

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Oooooh, sassy! I like it!


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast.
10/20/2015 at 02:54

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Your burning does nothing to me.

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But I agree. Maybe one man’s life is worth preserving these, who knows... I wish it weren’t my life, though...


Kinja'd!!! Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > C62030
10/20/2015 at 02:57

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That’s interesting. Do you prefer the 80s wedge shapes and straight lines over the 60s curves?

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Kinja'd!!! C62030 > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/20/2015 at 08:31

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Yeah, usually. But it’s still really hit and miss. For example I love the body of the Countach, but I still don’t like the front very much. All the straight lines can just make a car’s face completely emotionless. Same thing happened with the F40. New cars have so much more flair.


Kinja'd!!! BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'
10/20/2015 at 12:00

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The easy answer... forego burning anything, and everybody lives to drive another day.