Oppo help me waste a scammer's time.

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10/18/2015 at 20:30 • Filed to: None

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I listed a car for sale online, and not 30 mins later I get a text from someone asking for a history report from ivincheck.com. Upon researching the site I discover scammers are pretending to be interested in cars, and getting a commission for every report downloaded. Lets waste some of this scammers time. Feel free to post your funny text exchange below.

(619)356-2154


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > E92M3
10/18/2015 at 20:33

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I will not participate, but I will watch as hilarity ensues.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > E92M3
10/18/2015 at 20:36

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I’d just start asking all sorts of questions about how to do it. Like play REALLY dumb.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > E92M3
10/18/2015 at 20:36

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What do you want us to do?


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > TheHondaBro
10/18/2015 at 20:37

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Ask him how his sister is doing, when he responds say she’s in bed with you.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > E92M3
10/18/2015 at 20:39

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Give him a report from a different site.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > E92M3
10/18/2015 at 20:42

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Kinja'd!!! Arben72 > E92M3
10/18/2015 at 20:44

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There’s a way to get free reports using a method from a lifehacker post if your interested.


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > E92M3
10/18/2015 at 20:44

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If he has $60 (which is a lot of money in my opinion), he can not only get a CarFax report, but also be able to CarFax every car he sees the license plate of. Mwa ha ha.


Kinja'd!!! Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > TheHondaBro
10/18/2015 at 20:46

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Ah a twist on the old Cat facts message.


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > E92M3
10/18/2015 at 20:47

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Sign their number up for Online Payday Loan offers. Those guys will follow them to the grave.,


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > TheHondaBro
10/18/2015 at 20:47

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
10/18/2015 at 20:48

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That was my inspiration. Unfortunately it seems to be an automated response.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Arben72
10/18/2015 at 20:57

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I actually already have a Carfax. He just wants to trick me into buying a report from this no name site so he can get his $5 commission.


Kinja'd!!! Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > E92M3
10/18/2015 at 20:59

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Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Under_Score
10/18/2015 at 21:10

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He/She is not a serious buyer. He/She gets paid to trick sellers into buying a report. They scour craigslist, and text people all day pretending to be a buyer, but demanding to see this report before purchasing the car.


Kinja'd!!! The Real Dacia Sandero > E92M3
10/18/2015 at 21:11

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Set a wakeup call for them every 15 mins starting at 3am. There’s an online wakeup call service.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > E92M3
10/18/2015 at 21:12

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You’d have to fuck over at least 100 people every week just to get below average pay.

How do you not feel slimy after fucking over one person? And you gotta do like 20/day? Just get a normal not-shitty slimy job, scammer guy.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Birddog
10/18/2015 at 21:19

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Not even funny.

I got a new number recently and every fucking day I get at least 5 calls from them!

They always call from a different number and they never stop.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > PS9
10/18/2015 at 22:29

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Exactly!

This is probably one of those “work from home, and make up to $5000 a week” job opportunities.


Kinja'd!!! 6Cylinder > E92M3
10/19/2015 at 00:45

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Unfortunately it seems to be automated.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > TheHondaBro
10/19/2015 at 12:43

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Sad. I wonder if they are using something like an email to SMS gateway. Someone is paying for those text messages one way or another...


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > 6Cylinder
10/19/2015 at 14:30

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Actually that’s kind of fortunate. At least we know there’s not a real person wasting their days on such a sketchy means of employment.