I just ate a Kit Kat in a Target bathroom AMA 

"Jack Does Cars" (jackdoescars) 10/17/2015 at 20:02 • Filed to: AMA

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I am ashamed, but it was better than eating a Kit Kat at work, so...? AMA too, I’ll be here for the rest of time.

ttyymmnn > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:05

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Are you sure it was a Kit Kat?

TheHondaBro > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:06

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Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?

TheHondaBro > ttyymmnn 10/17/2015 at 20:07

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Are you sure it was a bathroom?

jkm7680 > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:07

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Why?

Jack Does Cars > ttyymmnn 10/17/2015 at 20:08

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Eh

Jack Does Cars > TheHondaBro 10/17/2015 at 20:08

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No

Jack Does Cars > TheHondaBro 10/17/2015 at 20:08

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Chrumy

Jack Does Cars > jkm7680 10/17/2015 at 20:09

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My boss doesn’t like how I drink Pepsi (we only serve Coke) and eat Kit Kats at work, and I don’t know why I did in the bathroom

not for canada - australian in disguise > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:09

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Why wasn’t it a Snickers?

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:10

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Citroen Lighthouse.

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:10

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Those headlamps are so cool!!!

So....why the bathroom and not a changing room?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:11

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Did the smell of bathroom taint your kit kat experience?

Birddog > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:15

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Was it an “Artisan” Kit Kat?

Jack Does Cars > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 10/17/2015 at 20:18

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Because this Target doesn’t have a sizeable dressing room.

Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/17/2015 at 20:19

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It smells like weed for some reason.

djmt1 > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:19

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You get any special editions where you at. I just discovered that my local supermarket sells Cookies and Cream flavour and ooh are they nice.

Also Chunky, 2 or 4 finger?

Jack Does Cars > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/17/2015 at 20:19

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They were running a sale on Kit Kats, and Snickers get stuck in my teeth

Jack Does Cars > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 10/17/2015 at 20:20

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Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Jack Does Cars > Birddog 10/17/2015 at 20:20

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It was 69 cents, so take it as you will.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:21

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It’s because you drink Pepsi you monster.

Jack Does Cars > djmt1 10/17/2015 at 20:22

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I wasn’t really looking for special edition, just normal ones I guess.

Eleventy Billion

Jack Does Cars > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/17/2015 at 20:23

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It’s the angsty teen in me that’s forcing me to drink the Pepsi to fight The Establishment.

Birddog > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:25

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Way too cheap for the bespoke Kit Kat.

Shoop > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:25

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Boxers or briefs

Jack Does Cars > Birddog 10/17/2015 at 20:26

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Oh OK. It was nice tho. The guy in the stall next to me was smoking weed.

Jack Does Cars > Shoop 10/17/2015 at 20:26

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I wear pizza as underwear.

1111111111111111111111 > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:27

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Next time would you share if someone said “break me off a piece of that kit Kat bar”?

Jack Does Cars > 1111111111111111111111 10/17/2015 at 20:28

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No it’s mine.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:29

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But did that taint your kit kat experience.

Shoop > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:31

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Microwave or toaster oven?

Birddog > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:32

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Ah! So you had something to cover the smell of a Target crapper..

Ambiance.

Jack Does Cars > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/17/2015 at 20:33

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No

Jack Does Cars > Birddog 10/17/2015 at 20:33

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I think it’s a new Glade scent.

Jack Does Cars > Shoop 10/17/2015 at 20:34

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Toasterwave

Steve in Manhattan > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:38

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Have you and KitKat had sex in public places before? Joined the mile-high club?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 20:48

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I would have thought that it would.

Jack Does Cars > Steve in Manhattan 10/17/2015 at 20:57

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Yes, at Johnson Hyundai of Cary, NC.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 21:07

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Did you pick the stall furthest from the entrance?

Jack Does Cars > BaconSandwich is tasty. 10/17/2015 at 21:09

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Yes of course

PatBateman > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 21:40

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Pepsi, huh?

How long have you been a member of the Communist Party?

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 10/17/2015 at 21:54

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I must be drunk. I read that as “did your Kit Kat smell of taint”...

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 10/17/2015 at 21:58

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If it did, you probably shouldn't eat it.

Jack Does Cars > PatBateman 10/17/2015 at 22:16

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It’s my duty as a Carolinian to prefer Pepsi over Coke. I’m sorry.

The answer to your question is since November 9, 1989 (even though I was born in 1999, but that isn’t the point)

desertdog5051 > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 22:21

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Did you pay for it?

Why were you in a Target bathroom?

How long is “the rest of time”?

The questions I think of are endless.

Jack Does Cars > desertdog5051 10/17/2015 at 23:06

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1. Yes, on sale for $.69

2. My boss doesn’t like Pepsi (long story)

3. 5ever

TheHondaBro > Jack Does Cars 10/17/2015 at 23:27

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k

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > Jack Does Cars 10/18/2015 at 10:08

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Side note, I shot that .gif haha It was on my Citroen SM shoot

Jack Does Cars > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 10/18/2015 at 11:05

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It’s found its way to Tumblr, and I really like it. If I knew it was yours, I would have totally attributed it to you.