Formula Oppo: The Trump Grand Prix of New New Jersey

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
10/23/2015 at 19:07 • Filed to: fo

Welcome to the 16th round of Formula Oppo, Oppositelock’s premier and bestest weekly fantasy racing game. In fact, every other fantasy sport is stupid, dumb, garbage where only losers go to play. Suck my dick Draft Kings and Fan Duel, suck it long and suck it hard, ‘cause, you’re fired.

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , this pansy ass bitch handed off a trophy to the champion of the race and probably this season. But unlike Trump has a small and in check ego. Rosberg retired. Vettel nabbed second and Checo got third. Kimi collided with Bottas, taking the last podium spot away from both and handing the championship to Mercedes.

This week, we return to the greatest country on earth, ‘Murica. Hamilton will probably coast his way to his third championship. Rosberg will continue to be the bridesmaid. Vettel will have a good drive, but that’s about it. Or none of this will happen and the sole American in the race Alexander Rossi will take his home race and win in a Cinderella story. Who knows? It’s Formula Oppo, Bitches.

Your drivers:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Daniil Kvyat- Red Bull

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrai

Kevin Magnussen Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Sergio Perez- Force India

The Wee Baby Max Verstappen- Torro Rosso

Carlos Sainz, Jr.- Torro Rosso

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Felipe Nasr- Sauber

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Will Stevens- Manor

Alexander Rossi Roberto Merhi - Manor

My picks:

Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Sebastian Vettel

3. Nico Rosberg

Curse: No curse of the 2016 presidential election

Good luck.

DISCUSSION (54)

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/17/2015 at 12:50

Q. Ham

1. Ham

2. Vettel

3. Riccardo

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/17/2015 at 12:53

Q. HAM (unfortunately)

1. HAM (Unfortunately)

2. VET

3. ROS (if Merc can provide him a car that lasts)

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/17/2015 at 12:58

Q. Nico

1. Lewis

2. Vettel

3. Massa

also, JERSEY!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/17/2015 at 14:30

Businss as usual

Q - Lewis

1 - Lewis

2 - Nico

3 - Fingerboy

I hear that Kimi was re-signed solely because Maurizio was sick of getting texts from ‘Nando asking if he can come back.

BeaterGT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/17/2015 at 17:45

Q Lewis

1 Ham

2 Ros

3 BOT

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/18/2015 at 01:13

Q. Nico

1. lewis

2. nico

3. Bottas

curse Maldonado.

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/19/2015 at 12:19

Three straight 0-point Grands Prix (one might call them pointless) and I’m somehow still in the top 10. Might as well go with the flow and try to maintain a top 10 finish.

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/19/2015 at 17:36

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Rosberg

Dusty Ventures > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/19/2015 at 18:09

Kinja'd!!!

Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/19/2015 at 19:13

Kevin Magnussen is definitely crossed out by this point.

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/19/2015 at 20:40

q. Hamilton

1. Rosberg
2. Raikkonen
3. Hamilton

Curse: Vettel

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/19/2015 at 22:11

Kinja'd!!!

No, this is also a chicken.

(This is solidly Fluffy and Theo’s domain, anyway.)

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/19/2015 at 22:12

Kinja'd!!!

THIS IS A ROOSTER, SHEESH. DON’T YOU KNOW BASIC PUFFALUMP CHICKEN ANATOMY?!

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
10/19/2015 at 22:17

wrong

nope

so wrong

all wrong

you, sit in the corner and think about how you’re wrong

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
10/19/2015 at 22:22

Look at the beaks. One is Gallus gallus domesticus and the other is Anas platyrhynchos. Just admit it.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/19/2015 at 22:22

a) Man, when you’re wrong, you’re suuuuuuuper wrong. Jersey is good for pork roll and NJMP, but it ain’t no Texas. Also, you have no understanding of basic Puffalump birdspotting.

b) Trent Reznor is a pretty man.

.....

Q: Deeeeeeeeeeeeeez Nutz

1. Sebastian Vettel, why not? Either him or the safety car. It might rain.

2. I pooped in Kimi Räikkönen’s bathroom at COTA once and it was pretty great except for the whole lights-on-a-timer thing. Then I was poopin’ in the dark.

3. Porsche Supercup! YEAH!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
10/19/2015 at 22:22

Duck.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/19/2015 at 22:25

No.

You. Are. Wrong.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/19/2015 at 22:25

Nope.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
10/19/2015 at 22:29

A) Your fowl identification skills are foul.

Q) Dez Bryant’s nuts have nothing to do with anything.

1) El Nino hasn’t started effecting the weather yet

2) That’s why cell phones were invented

3) you could have a awesome reward for admitting that you’re wrong about your duck

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
10/19/2015 at 22:31

Kinja'd!!!

Dusty Ventures > Stef Schrader
10/19/2015 at 22:50

That is why I despise motion lights in bathrooms. Especially when the only sensor is by the door.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/20/2015 at 00:17

I’m a towel who’s right.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/20/2015 at 00:18

I have a whole collection of rubber ducks, but Rally Chicken is not a duck.

Stef Schrader > Dusty Ventures
10/20/2015 at 00:22

I think they readjusted them shortly thereafter, mostly because Clown Shoe Pilot rules.

Hoccy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/20/2015 at 14:32

Q: Nico Rosberg
1. Rosberg
2. Hamilton
3. Vettel
C: Rossi

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
10/20/2015 at 17:35

Take a picture of the ducks next to rally duck and tell me I’m still wrong.

deekster_caddy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/20/2015 at 17:44

Kinja'd!!!

Needs a monkey to be complete.

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/20/2015 at 17:53

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Vettel

Q. Hamilton

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/20/2015 at 17:53

This week, we return to the greatest country on earth, ‘Murica TEXAS!!!!!

The Austin Grand Prix will end like this

Q Ham

1 Ham

2 Ros

3 Vet

Standings?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > EL_ULY
10/20/2015 at 17:58

Click the link in the post

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
10/20/2015 at 18:02

Kinja'd!!!

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/20/2015 at 18:48

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Raikkonen

Is there an oppo party this year? It’ll be my first F1 race!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2015 at 00:11

Q. Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2015 at 03:32

Kinja'd!!!

I can’t find any mythic corner here. For shame, because of the few tracks that imbecile Hermann Tilke got right, it was this one. Find my picks in the comments line.

Wheelerguy > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
10/21/2015 at 03:41

I hear that Kimi was re-signed solely because Maurizio was sick of getting texts from ‘Nando asking if he can come back.

So who will pick Kimi up?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Wheelerguy
10/21/2015 at 07:06

Ferrari are waiting for Alonso to retire before opening up a seat in a red car again.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/21/2015 at 19:56

Q. HAM

1. HAM

2. VET

3. ROS

Wheelerguy > Agrajag
10/21/2015 at 22:44

Look who else loves to live dangerously.