"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
10/17/2015 at 00:24 • Filed to: Project let's offend everyone at once
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"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben)
10/17/2015 at 00:24 • Filed to: Project let's offend everyone at once | 4
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Well all this stance hullabaloo on here and the FP got me thinking: “why the fuck am I agreeing with Tavarish?” and also “my car is like my 3rd most loved anything. It’s big and stupid and awesome.”, which got me wondering: How can I make this car stupider, more unique, and all around more “Ben Rolland”. Well tonight I have begun to plan. Who knows if anything will become of it, or how long it will take, or how much money I’ll spend making it happen, but I’ve decided to take a little bit of flavor from a bunch of different automotive modification types and roll them all into one stupid, stupid vehicle. Lowriders, Slabs, rat rods, drift missiles, and stance will all be represented, and it’ll all be vomited onto the most drug dealer/bingo hall-chic car you can imagine: a 2004 DeVille. Phase 1 will be fixing what’s wrong with it and the cheapest visual mods: drift stitching the crack in the bumper, and sticker bombing the vinyl top. I plan to also bag it with a bit of camber, put it on daytons, do a devil head hood ornament and WW2 pin up art on the fenders, do a full slab style trunk setup, and maybe even rust the hood. Who knows what'll happen? Anyway, phase 1 begins next week, if something ever comes of this rambling, expect updates.
G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> Your boy, BJR
10/17/2015 at 00:30 |
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This is going to be epic. I need to do something like it with my next car. I’m thinking haggard and stanced, but functional and quick.
Nibby
> Your boy, BJR
10/17/2015 at 00:32 |
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Stance a Miura.
Edit: User’s hands were chopped off for this comment.
bob and john
> Your boy, BJR
10/17/2015 at 00:32 |
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easiest way to piss everyone off?
buy a bro truck.
install gay pride and ISIS flags.
paint pink
take it to track day.
wear red-neck cloths and swig a bud
blast justin beiber from the radio.
you MIGHT live a whole 5 minutes. my bets on 3.
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G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> Your boy, BJR
10/17/2015 at 00:36 |
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I found the paint for one of the fenders.
jariten1781
> Your boy, BJR
10/17/2015 at 01:06 |
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My youngest brother did the troll car thing when he was in high school. Took a early-mid 90s Caravan, cut front springs (for sweet rake 70s style), had staggered wheels (wide in back for drags ya know), stick on vents, ridiculous hood scoop, inappropriate mopar badges, straight pipes, underglow, a sweet picnic table wing on the back roof, limo tint, giant ass subwoofer that just made the Windows rattle, and probably lots of other stuff I don’t remember.
He then went to every no fee required mopar event, cruise in, muscle car thing and would jack a spot right next to whatever he thought was the biggest garage queen. Apparently a few people got it and would chuckle and chat with him, most ignored it, but a few gems got apoplectic (which, of course he’d target next time he saw them at an event).
samssun
> Nibby
10/17/2015 at 01:56 |
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Some things are never funny, under any circumstance. It’s never ok to joke about stanced Miuras.
McMike
> G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
10/17/2015 at 06:08 |
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I was so tempted....
LongbowMkII
> Your boy, BJR
10/17/2015 at 07:28 |
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FUUUUU
Funktheduck
> Your boy, BJR
10/17/2015 at 07:43 |
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I find everything about this offensive. You must bow to my sensitive nature and take this post down. Then you must make a post apologizing and must apologize for your actions in every post from now on. You will also have to do community service by cleaning up after every car related event for the next year and drive a bone stock mid 00s Camry.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Your boy, BJR
10/19/2015 at 13:10 |
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