![]() 10/15/2015 at 14:25 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
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Really though. This dude lives in the middle of nowhere on bare necessities, and writes a 162-page book explaining why.
“I think he’s on shrooms.” A girl in my class said today.
I think he’s been in nature for too long.
But its not just the philosophy and figurative language that gets ya. Its the run-on sentences.
It’s the page-long paragraphs.
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I love complex compound-sentences. Not all of them are run-ons. I actually used to see how few sentences I could get away with in English classes because I could draft them in such a way that it wasn’t apparent. Most of my paragraphs were two to three sentences regardless of the length of the paragraph.
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At least that was quasi-poetry. Dickens used to piss me off because I thought he was just trying to see how many commas he could shove into a “sentence.”
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When you are alone long enough, it begins to have a certain affectation on your mind. I think that may have been a certain amount of what was going on with him when he wrote that.
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I think he went quite mad, and found that he liked it.
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You should read “Johnny Got His Gun” next, it’s all stream of consciousness, so it largely dispenses with any sort of traditional writing structure.
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My wife had a professor in college who would give take home exams in which the students had to write a paper using only 6 sentences. They could be as long as they wanted, although not run on sentences, they had to be properly punctuated and follow all the rules of correct grammar. But 6 sentences was it.
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Ugh, Walden. I’m a huge fan of Thoreau but that book was freaking painful.
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Spark notes, bitches!
Disclaimer: You actually have to be smart to get away with just using spark notes and similar sources..I dont know how I managed but my teachers thought I was brilliant...
![]() 10/15/2015 at 18:34 |
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That’s surprising! I enjoyed it Thoreauly
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It's no Finnegans Wake.
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I just which his thoughts would be a bit less thoreau.