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Kinja'd!!! "Tim" (dirtsunrise)
10/14/2015 at 14:15 • Filed to: None

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Snakes, why did it have to be snakes. I hate snakes.

Oh yah, here’s a car to make it Oppo related.

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DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Tim
10/14/2015 at 14:24

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I’m brown, so naturally I like snakes.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Tim
10/14/2015 at 14:25

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That gave me goosebumps. I am petrified of snakes!


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Tim
10/14/2015 at 14:28

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Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Tim
10/14/2015 at 14:28

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Better than dog-like creatures covered in deathquills who have giant swollen heads that split open to reveal a mouth full of artificial razors and are completely covered in thousands of compound eyes.


Kinja'd!!! Tim > OPPOsaurus WRX
10/14/2015 at 14:30

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Use two, just in case.


Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > Tim
10/14/2015 at 14:31

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I’ll take Places I Fear More Than Jerry Sandusky’s Basement for $2000 Al.


Kinja'd!!! Tim > PS9
10/14/2015 at 14:31

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greater than or equal to. Can I take C, none of the above.


Kinja'd!!! Tim > $kaycog
10/14/2015 at 14:32

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Me too. Moving to AZ has tempered it a bit. The first one I see each season I levitate on thin air and move fast scared like a little girl. By the third one, my heart race increases, but I’ll stop and take a photo.
More than one of them though....? Instant heart attack. I’m dead.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Tim
10/14/2015 at 14:35

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When I was a little girl, my brother used to chase me with them (garter snakes) and threaten to put them down my neck. I guess that’s where my fear came from. However, they do fascinate me. Thankfully, I’ve only seen a couple of rattlesnakes in the wild.


Kinja'd!!! Tim > $kaycog
10/14/2015 at 14:38

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If you’re ever in Tucson area, go to the desert museum. (They have a show and tell class thing that teaches a lot about them) Something like 95% of all bites are to males who are intoxicated. In other words, they are flipping over rocks looking for them or taunting them.

I’ve had some strike at my Mountain Bike tire, but really, they aren’t as scary as we build up in our minds. Not like Ligers, fuck ligers.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > Tim
10/14/2015 at 14:39

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I’ll remember that about Tucson. Thanks.


Kinja'd!!! Bob Loblaw > TheHondaBro
10/14/2015 at 15:58

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Me too, these look like they are getting ready for winter.

I’m glad the go-pro owner wasn’t a redneck filming himself slaughtering the lot like some twisted public service.


Kinja'd!!! kanadanmajava1 > Tim
10/14/2015 at 17:54

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I like snakes but my parents are really scared by them. Why is that camera dude trying to piss off those snakes? They were probably having good time together.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Tim
10/15/2015 at 06:24

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only good snake is a trouser snake.