I know it's bad for the paint, but I can't stop laughing

"Swayze Train GTi" (swayzetrain) 10/13/2015 at 18:16 • Filed to: None

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Some hero has been ricing people’s cars for them

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Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 18:23

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wing on top of a wing, ALL THE DOWNFORCE

Bird > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 18:34

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“Some asshole has been vandalizing peoples cars for them.”

There fixed that for you.

Swayze Train GTi > Bird 10/13/2015 at 18:44

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Did you not read the title or something? I know it’s bad but still if you don’t think it’s funny in any way whatsoever, remind me to not invite you to any parties.

Bird > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 18:48

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I read it...still not funny any any way. I’ve never found pranks that can cause physical damage to property you don’t own funny. I guess I just respect other peoples property more than most...

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 18:59

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No harm, no foul.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Bird 10/13/2015 at 19:02

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Cars are funny that way. You pay thou$ands for them, then leave them out where birds poop on them and the wind blows shopping carts into them and clutzes whack them with their car doors. If this guy would use blue masking tape, then all would be in fun.

Swayze Train GTi > Bird 10/13/2015 at 19:06

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Honestly the most damage this would cause is a bit of light scratching from the cardboard and a bit of adhesive residue from the tape. Both pretty easily taken care of, I pretty much do it every day as a job.

Sure, it’s not great. But it’s not like egging a car or something like that

Bird > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/13/2015 at 19:12

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The difference is that someone is intentionally doing it. That makes it vandalism. Worse than the tape is the cardboard rubbing against the paint in the wind. I just don’t see how having to buff your car to remove scratches so some pretentious ‘photographer’ can get his kicks is ok or in any way funny. Somebody should walk up to him and start spraying him with spray paint exclaiming ‘I’m helping you express yourself!’ I mean, you can wash it off with solvents amiright? See if he likes it much...

Bird > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 19:14

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So it’s the level of vandalism that makes it ok then...it’s not doing that much damage.

Nope. You’re wrong.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Bird 10/13/2015 at 19:14

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*sigh*

Bird > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/13/2015 at 19:25

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I really can’t believe I’m having this argument with other supposed car people. Really? You actually think it’s ok for someone to intentionally damage the paint on another persons car?

*sigh*

Swayze Train GTi > Bird 10/13/2015 at 19:25

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No, it’s more the fact that it’s already done and it’s not that serious, and also fucking hilarious, so I don’t feel bad for laughing. Now go back to calling the HOA on people with boats in their driveways or whatever you do in your spare time

DoYouEvenShift > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 19:30

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Thats kinda dangerous. If I noticed someone screwing with my car at night. It might not end well for them. How am I supposed to know its a joke.

Bird > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 19:40

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So I can come scratch your paint, and if people on the internet think it was funny it’s totally ok because I already did right?

No need to move to personal insults. Sorry if I hurt your feelings for pointing out to you that you’re celebrating an asshole who vandalized peoples cars...

Swayze Train GTi > Bird 10/13/2015 at 20:02

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You just can’t get through to some people.

Do you have your fucking reading cap on? Good.

I would prefer this to have not happened. But, the idea is hilarious and I can laugh at it because I have a sense of humor. Do you get it now? God, politically correct people like you are why we can’t have any good jokes anymore.

Frenchlicker > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 20:05

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Scotch Tape, he's kind of annoying but not really doing any harm so it's all cool.

Bird > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 20:13

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You obviously don’t understand that by celebrating this guy, and calling him a ‘hero’, you tacitly approve of people doing such things.

You called the guy a hero, on a forum of car guys. Did you expect everyone was going to agree with you and say “Oh that’s hilarious, I hope that guy comes and vandalizes my car!”

Get out of here with that PC shit...this has nothing to do with being politically correct. I think you should look into what that means. This is about respect for other peoples property. As in stuff you don’t own. Stuff you don’t get to make part of your ‘art’, for your ‘joke’. It’s not a funny joke when you damage someones property. Maybe one day you will be mature enough to understand the concept.

Swayze Train GTi > Bird 10/13/2015 at 20:21

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So I guess sarcasm isn’t a thing in your world either? Must be a pretty bland place.

Bird > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 20:25

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Actually my world is a very exciting place. I’m quite happy here. You should work on your sarcasm...it’s a little lame.

Swayze Train GTi > Bird 10/13/2015 at 20:30

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Well, some people are easily amused, it’s not something to be proud of.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 20:34

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Now, boys: it’s not sarcasm , it’s irony . Lighten up.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 10/13/2015 at 20:36

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Besides, like I implied earlier: if your car can’t stand up to this “punishment,” then it’s too nice to be parked on a public street.

ITEM NEXT!

Bird > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 20:43

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You mean easily amused by other people being vandalized?

Swayze Train GTi > Bird 10/13/2015 at 20:48

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No I mean easily amused like you probably think the Big Bang theory is a good show because it’s what you’d like to imagine your kids are doing in college.

Bird > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 20:50

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LOL. How old do you think I am...get off my lawn!

Swayze Train GTi > Bird 10/13/2015 at 20:51

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As old as your cantankerous nature leads me to believe?

Bird > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 21:06

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Because only old people would think vandalizing someones property isn’t funny...We’re in the same generation. You don’t have to be old to be mature, just like you don’t have to be young to be immature.

Swayze Train GTi > Bird 10/13/2015 at 21:16

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How many different ways will I think of to attempt to explain this? Or, better question, will you ever actually get it or will I just give up?

Spraypainting a car is bad and not funny at all, because there’s no humor, even if you wrote a really funny joke in neon pink all along the driver’s side.

This is funny because the idea is hilarious. Sure, there might be some scratching from the cardboard, but that doesn’t detract from the fact that the idea is great. Think about it this way, if the cardboard didn’t damage the paint at all, would you still think this was shocking? No, you’d be laughing with everyone else.

Also, you don’t know how old I am so...

Bird > Swayze Train GTi 10/13/2015 at 21:23

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Will you ever get it? It’s not okay to damage someones property. Period. There is no occasion in which causing damage to someones property for the lolz is ok.

Here, try this. Go tape a bunch of cardboard on a police car. Good luck not getting shot.

Swayze Train GTi > Bird 10/13/2015 at 21:37

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Jokes on you, I’m white, police legally can’t shoot me.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) 10/13/2015 at 22:07

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Needs more wing on the front.