![]() 10/11/2015 at 06:08 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 10/11/2015 at 06:29 |
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How dare you do this to EL_ULY? He’s never done anything wrong to you or to anyone. He’s all praise, he never means any harm to the constituents of the Independent Republic of Oppositelock or to Live and Let Diecast. Why, Brt? Why?
In any case, the moment EL_ULY dies, everything will change. We shall enter a Dark Age we’ll never come out of. There will be famine, deluge, an ocean of tears and a sea of blood. Not only will Oppositelock and LaLD cease to exist, we shall be enslaved by a hyperfundamentalist totalitarian-fascist parliament, succumbing to the cold, unforgiving iron fist of Emperor-General Lord Brtstlnd.
Unless EL_ULY manages to slip off and it’s EvEL_ULY who dies, in which case, Happy Ending protocols 787B and 905E are to be put into effect.
![]() 10/11/2015 at 06:37 |
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it’s EvEL_ULY i promise
:)
![]() 10/11/2015 at 09:00 |
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Oh. Ok.
![]() 10/11/2015 at 13:43 |
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![]() 10/12/2015 at 04:03 |
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Wow, really, that’s all of it?
![]() 10/12/2015 at 10:33 |
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All of what?
![]() 10/14/2015 at 04:31 |
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That was all you can say?
![]() 10/14/2015 at 08:03 |
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I was just confused and scared. What else do you want me to say?
![]() 10/14/2015 at 09:10 |
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At least reassure me that EL_ULY won’t die in the hands of Earnie.