Can't Afford a 918?

Kinja'd!!! "davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com" (davesaddiction)
10/10/2015 at 14:02 • Filed to: great googly moogly

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Well, you can’t afford a 1/8 version either. And don’t even ask about the 919...

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/10/2015 at 14:04

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Are they made of gold? Do they feed me? No?

CP


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/10/2015 at 14:09

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I’m such a peasant... -_-


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/10/2015 at 14:09

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Pretty much. They're clearly made to be sold to 1:1 918 owners.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
10/10/2015 at 14:10

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Welcome to the club!


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/10/2015 at 14:12

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Porsche Y U DO DIS? That’s not even this year’s 919!


Kinja'd!!! for Michigan > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/10/2015 at 14:16

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So what you’re telling me is that for the price of a nice used car, I could have an eighth-scale model of a car I’ll never own.

Sounds great, where so I sign up? /s


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/10/2015 at 14:20

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What. The. Fuck.


Kinja'd!!! Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/10/2015 at 14:28

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1:8 is a ridiculous model size anyway. Where are you going put a nearly 2 foot long model?


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/10/2015 at 14:31

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What benefits come with this membership? Oh wait...


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed
10/10/2015 at 14:38

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On my yacht.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/10/2015 at 15:07

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Which ports in Monaco.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/10/2015 at 15:35

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See, poor person? If you just work hard and be diligent you too can get a 918 like I have! Well...not like I have. This one’s in scale form. But it’s way cheaper! It’s only 50% of your annual income! You’re almost there! Keep tr-AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! HAHAHA! *inhales* AHAHAHAHA! oh. Oh man. You gotta admit, I got you real good there. Haha!

Okay, now get out of my office or I’ll fire your whole family. And take the shoe polish and KY with you this time.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/10/2015 at 16:18

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To be fair, it IS a model that is over 2 feet long. So it pretty freaking huge, and the detail is probably amazing.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/10/2015 at 16:28

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Umm they have a lawnmower engine or something so your kid can drive them at least right?


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Sam
10/10/2015 at 17:26

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I'm sure. Still...


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > E92M3
10/10/2015 at 17:26

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Your teacup chihuahua can ride in style.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/10/2015 at 19:29

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FUCK!

i’m poor

:(


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > pip bip - choose Corrour
10/10/2015 at 20:35

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I'm really not, but this sure makes me feel like a plebe...