You will never be as hip as this bathroom wall in Fremont.

Kinja'd!!! "Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
10/10/2015 at 03:59 • Filed to: Not a car

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This title was written with a large quantity of sarcasm. It’s been 5 years since I’ve been to this part of Seattle until today and at age 28 and I feel about as hip as a 63 year old with a hip replacement. My ears are ringing from the “louder equals better!” live music. Beer costing 6.25 a pint... Food portions being absurdly small although delicious. People wearing ski caps when it’s still 65 degrees outside. Beards so long they require a yardstick for scale. An art gallery so pretentious and outdated that San Francisco is asking if it’s 2004 in Seattle again.

I am not with it. I am older and more detached. I’ve never been a true city guy. But I had a lot of fun. It’s good to remember *why* I am not part of that scene anymore whilst having a few beers. Good to see old friends and dust off my go-to hipster outfit.

Also, my wife is absolutely in love with her new car. Another post on that when I get my hearing back and this headache stops.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/10/2015 at 04:06

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Oh man, being reminded of how old you are is the worst. I’m in my early 30s, and I tried to hang with some 27-year-olds at the Florida Georgia Line concert last weekend. Long-story short, I fell asleep in a Subway sandwich shop, had to buy my buddy new sheets because I soaked his in blood, and was reminded that I did some stupid shit for a radio station while I was blacked out by HEARING MYSELF ON THE RADIO ON TUESDAY MORNING.

Great day. I’d do it all again in a heartbeat.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > 911e46z06
10/10/2015 at 06:18

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florida-georgia line? I’m judging you.


Kinja'd!!! Gamecat235 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/10/2015 at 10:27

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Was in Fremont briefly this week. But I went with a mission.

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$17 / bottle and worth every penny.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Gamecat235
10/10/2015 at 13:42

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Wow, I’d kill for one of those. They sell some Fremont bombers in my town, I enjoy them quite a bit


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > LongbowMkII
10/10/2015 at 16:53

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Don’t. My buddy won free tickets, a free ride on the Miller Lite Party Bus (free beer), and free admission to the Miller Lite Tailgate Palace (free beer).


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > 911e46z06
10/10/2015 at 16:54

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well in that case... Party on Garth.


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > LongbowMkII
10/10/2015 at 17:00

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I did. Way too much, Wayne.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
10/10/2015 at 18:33

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Fremont’s been like that for as long as I’ve known about it.

The troll is my hero! Haha.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Stef Schrader
10/10/2015 at 18:36

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But there was a welcome change this time: the Red Star Taco Bar.