My Roommate Brought This Recipe Home.

"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 10/07/2015 at 20:25 • Filed to: None

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It really escalates quickly.

TheHondaBro > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/07/2015 at 20:33

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Almost as good as my recipe for salad:

1) Make salad.

2) Replace salad with pizza.

3) Eat pizza.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/07/2015 at 20:47

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I think it could use some more sugar.

M54B30 > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/07/2015 at 21:02

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Ive been making it for years and people love it.

Don’t boil with everclear though. Also, everclear comes in 750mL but that’s plenty.

Boil apple juice and cider, add sugar and stir to dissolve. Let it cool for a while until its room temp (more than an hour usually) then add ever clear. Pour into mason jars, 1 cinnamon stick per jar.

Ever clear is way too flammable to add to a hot pot, it’ll just smoke and burn off right away.

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/07/2015 at 21:58

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Good god man. What are you trying to do with this concoction?!

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/07/2015 at 22:11

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Dude, white people get fucked up on some crazy shit.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 10/07/2015 at 22:12

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This also my roommate being a white girl.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 10/07/2015 at 22:12

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Get drunk as shit on a cool fall night.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/07/2015 at 22:24

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This just in: white folks are crazy.

:)

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 10/07/2015 at 22:45

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There aren’t many people who will drink a glass of Jack on the rocks and jump to redds.

He is one of them.

Sam > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 10/08/2015 at 00:16

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I mean, the Native Americans have peyote. And African Americans have crack and bath salts. So, getting fucked up on crazy shit is not only a white man’s game.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/08/2015 at 00:17

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made similar last year with more everclear and some other liquors. 10/10 will fuck you up without you noticing. doesn’t even taste like alcohol

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Sam 10/08/2015 at 06:54

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....\obligatory Gawker racial outrage

Also did you know that while in Kinja Gawker and Kinja automatically capitalize themselves?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 10/08/2015 at 07:10

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1 LITER Everclear?!?!?

You're looking at a fun night