Hypothetical road trip;Pick your poison 

"Ike" (untitledcarshow) 10/04/2015 at 14:10 • Filed to: Hypothetical road trip game

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The rules of the game really simple you’re The rules of the game are really simple you’re driving from the West Coast to Key West Florida. Take your driver with their car you have to go with them, the whole way

Prius with hippie lady, or hillbilly a lifted truck.

Rules of the game, you have to give me why you would drive with person A over person B.

TDogg > Ike 10/04/2015 at 14:14

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Prius because you could drive faster without getting attention and you would have fewer stops thanks to mpg.

Crank up the radio and you might be able to tune out the passenger too if you’re lucky lol

djmt1 > Ike 10/04/2015 at 14:16

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Person A. Despite my British accent I have a suspicion that person B might fill me full of lead and send me back across the border on account of my skin tone.

TheHondaBro > Ike 10/04/2015 at 14:16

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Prius with hippie chick because at least we would both share political affiliations.

Ike > TDogg 10/04/2015 at 14:17

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Yeah, but she wouldn’t let you stop at BP or Exon stations because they polluted the environment, and there is no drowning her out, when she talks about her rescue pets, dogs, cats, marmites, etc

(The name of game is there is no winning the game lol)

DrJohannVegas > Ike 10/04/2015 at 14:20

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Which vehicle is more poorly maintained? I’m lookin for either a breakdown or a catastrophic failure which results in an massive crash. End-over-end flipping, fire, the lot. The only way to win is not to play.

911e46z06 > Ike 10/04/2015 at 14:21

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The truck. Say what you will about rednecks, but those ol’ boys know how to have a good time. Also, I wouldn’t trust a Prius to get me across the country without breaking.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Ike 10/04/2015 at 14:22

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Having driven 1000 miles in an old lifted Toyota, being from Alabama, and hating hippies, I’ll take brodozer with a hillbilly.

Ike > djmt1 10/04/2015 at 14:22

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Hmm... Yeah but by the end of the trip with the hippy you might wish for the sweet embrace of death

Ike > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 14:24

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Well that’s just cheating the game

Ike > 911e46z06 10/04/2015 at 14:26

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Yeah but Cletus there installed that lift him self, and his welding skills might leave something to be desired

Ike > DrJohannVegas 10/04/2015 at 14:26

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You learned the game! It's like war games. But it's more fun if you play and loose

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Ike 10/04/2015 at 14:26

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Prius and Hippie lady.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Ike 10/04/2015 at 14:28

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Person A. I hate most lifted trucks (as in the ones that never get used) with a passion. Plus I don’t want to get shot because I’m a “sissy Canadian”.

911e46z06 > Ike 10/04/2015 at 14:33

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That’s cool. I’m always down for some roadside truck fixin. He’ll definitely have zip ties and duct tape handy.

ly2v8-Brian > Ike 10/04/2015 at 14:49

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Hillbilly because I am one to an extent.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Ike 10/04/2015 at 15:00

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If I’m paying for gas too, the Prius. I went to a pretty liberal universtiy so I am well-equipped in dealing with obnoxious “activists.”

DrJohannVegas > Ike 10/04/2015 at 15:04

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Well, both hippies and hillbillies give me explosive diarrhea, so whenever I play, I am loose.

wkiernan > Ike 10/04/2015 at 15:18

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The hippie lady and I, after the obligatory extended stop ( puff puff, koff koff ) in Colorado, might never actually make it to Florida, but, like, ( puff puff, koff koff ) the pleasure is the journey not the goal, man . ( puff puff, koff koff )

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/04/2015 at 16:13

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Statistically you are less likely to be shot by person B, especially if you wear leather or eat meat. Activists are fucking crazy. Hillbillies are usually chill as fuck.

not for canada - australian in disguise > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 10/04/2015 at 16:15

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True, I imagine dealing with the typical American hillbilly would be like dealing with the typical Rural Albertan.

Ike > DrJohannVegas 10/04/2015 at 16:21

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Thank you auto correct, also lol

Ike > 911e46z06 10/04/2015 at 16:24

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Better hope the zip ties and duct tape ain’t there to make you “Squeal like a piggy”

Ike > ly2v8-Brian 10/04/2015 at 16:24

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Again that's just cheating

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > not for canada - australian in disguise 10/04/2015 at 16:26

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They are a lot more likely to talk to you about farming or hunting/fishing than politics or Jesus. Plus, they’ll probably buy you a beer.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Ike 10/04/2015 at 16:34

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Hillbilly, all the way.

Or, for those who aren’t comfortable with them, shoot the hostage—anything but the prius.

911e46z06 > Ike 10/04/2015 at 17:06

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I’m a pretty good sized dude. I have fairly high confidence in my ability to beat the shit out of potential rapists.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Ike 10/04/2015 at 18:55

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I’ll go with the hippie lady in the Prius. Since I’m not driving, I might as well go in a car that is quiet and smooth riding so I can either read or sleep.

And I’m not at all interested in riding in or rolling over in a bro truck.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Ike 10/04/2015 at 18:56

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Easily solved by telling her stories about my cat... which would shift the conversation to cute cat stories.

JDMatt > Ike 10/04/2015 at 20:54

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The Hillbilly for 2 reasons:

1: When we get hungry he will stop for fast food. the SJW wont. The only food in the middle of nowhere is fast food. I don’t like country music, but I really don’t like NPR.

2: my stories I tell my friends after the trip will be more engaging if I travel with the hillbilly than with the SJW.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Ike 10/04/2015 at 22:44

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Hippie/Prius

A couple years ago I went in my cousins brodozer. Good lord the tire noise. I’d rather take the droning hippie over that.

cbell04 > Ike 10/05/2015 at 01:25

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If we are splitting the gas bill gotta go prius. 3000 miles in a 8mpg bro dozer might bankrupt most us oppo’s. But if the hippy stinks like patchouli and body odor I might have to reconsider...

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Ike 10/05/2015 at 15:35

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Let’s take a look at what both drivers have in common:

Smell of body odor
Enjoyment of herbal intoxicants
Aversion to undergarments
Extreme political views (albeit on opposite sides of the spectrum)
Animal companions

If I were single, the hippie chick. In the course of a three-day trip I’m sure we could have some vegan organic gluten-free sexytime. Then sleep under the stars.

Now that I’m married, the redneck. They know how to have fun and the “white trash” tattoo on my beer gut would allow me to assimilate into the clan. We’d spend the evenings drinking beer and eating meat, and have a few stops at various firearm recreation areas where we could shoot at stuff.