Formula Oppo: Weekend At Putin's Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
10/09/2015 at 17:57 • Filed to: fo

Welcome back to the 15th round of Formula Oppo, the game that only seems the same each racing weekend! This week we return to Putin’s Playhouse for more happy fun times under a grueling regime!

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Rosberg got the pole, but Hamilton got the win. Vettel came in third. Fernando deeply insulted Honda at their home race. And Rossi beat his teammate for his second race in a row.

This week though, is a deeply boring race track. But, if you say that out loud in Russia, you will disappear from history! Why? Because Vladimir Putin is a fucking psychopath! His economy is crumbling around him as he tries to keep reviving the cold war and relive his glory days in the KGB. He’s invaded Ukraine, supporting Assad, still allies with North Korea and China, and waving his dick in the wind. Fuck this race with Kim Davis’s rancid face.

Your drivers:

Lewis Hamilton- Mercedes

Nico Rosberg- Mercedes

Daniel Ricciardo- Red Bull

Daniil Kvyat- Red Bull

Felipe Massa- Williams

Valtteri Bottas- Williams

Sebastian Vettel- Ferrari

Kimi Raikkonen- Ferrai

Kevin Magnussen Fernando Alonso- McLaren

Jenson Button- McLaren

Nico Hulkenberg- Force India

Sergio Perez- Force India

The Wee Baby Max Verstappen- Torro Rosso

Carlos Sainz, Jr.- Torro Rosso

Pastor Maldonado- Lotus

Romain Grosjean- Lotus

Felipe Nasr- Sauber

Marcus Ericsson- Sauber

Will Stevens- Manor

Alexander Rossi Roberto Merhi- Manor

My picks?

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

Curse: No curse

have fun

DISCUSSION (33)

Viggen > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2015 at 13:03

Q. Rosberg

1. Vettel

2. Hamilton

3. Rosberg

Curse: Putin

ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2015 at 14:05

Q. Silver Car

1. Silver Car

2. Silver Car

3.Red Car

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2015 at 15:39

Q Ros

1 Ham

2 Vet

3 Ros

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/03/2015 at 16:31

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Sebastian Vettel

LongbowMkII > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/04/2015 at 19:49

what you said. i’d be shocked if this race suddenly got interesting.

Bandit > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/04/2015 at 20:16

Q. Ham and cheese sandwich

1. Ham and cheese sandwich

2. Watch out for the ice berg (rossberg incase the bad pun was bad)

3. Der kleine Mann in der roten Rennwagen.

Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/04/2015 at 20:16

Q: Hamster

1. Ham

2. Vet

3, Ros

Curse: Maldonaldo will be unperson’d by Putin. By that I mean he will be killed by the FSB under suspicious circumstances.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Bandit
10/04/2015 at 20:23

Kinja'd!!!

Agrajag > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/04/2015 at 20:39

q. Vettel

1. Vettel (they won on the last track with only 90 degree corners)

2. Raikkonen

3. Ricciardo

pip bip - choose Corrour > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/05/2015 at 03:02

Q. Ham

1. Ham

2. Ros

3. Rai

curse. Button

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/05/2015 at 05:37

Kinja'd!!!

Real talk: neither T2 nor T4 do T3 justice. It’s one fucking epic 1-apex corner, then you enter and exit it on 90-degree ones. A better preceding corner would be the Spoon curve at Suzuka and the exit run-up of that, then T3, then Les Combes at Spa.

Anyway, since this is the mythical corner of the track (good thing Russia has one), I’ll make my picks here. But I’m not, since I think we’re going back to regular programming. In which case, I’ll pick what you’re picking, Arch Duke.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/05/2015 at 17:36

Q: Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Rosberg

Ike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/05/2015 at 17:42

Weekend at putins 2 electric boogaloo is goin on the good band names list

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/05/2015 at 17:59

High downforce? Low downforce? Who knows?

Q. Vettel

1. Vettel

2. Raikkonen

3. Hamilton

Brian, The Life of > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/05/2015 at 18:06

Kinja'd!!!

Anyone else surprised Blackberry still has money for shit like this?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/05/2015 at 18:55

Kinja'd!!!

McLaren that far forward? Pretty sure it’s shopped.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/05/2015 at 18:56

Q - Lewis

1 - Lewis

2 - Seb

3 - Nico

Verdog ~ manual Bro, Bro - HellHawk Equipped > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/06/2015 at 09:51

Q: Hamilton

1: Vettel

2: Hammy

3. Rosberg

BeaterGT > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/07/2015 at 20:08

Q Ham

1 HAM

2 ROS

3 BOT

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Brian, The Life of
10/07/2015 at 20:30

Toto just can’t say no to Susie, and she still loves her blackberry. In his defense, I wouldn’t be able to say no either.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Wheelerguy
10/07/2015 at 20:36

T3 sucks. There’s no way to follow through it because it requires aero and it’s constant radius. I love long sweepers, but they need to either challenge you to get on the gas earlier (Parabolica) or lift later (Turn 9-10 Bahrain, T8 Turkey, etc). T3 was built around existing infrastructure. It wasn’t built for racing.