"ki-ki-ki-kia" (nforsythe)
01/28/2015 at 13:41 • Filed to: craigslist, bro, ricer, poopositelock
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"ki-ki-ki-kia" (nforsythe)
01/28/2015 at 13:41 • Filed to: craigslist, bro, ricer, poopositelock | 2
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For fun I decided too search for "custom" on my local craigslist and I may have found the worst Honda modifier on the east coast along with some other questionable choices.
2000 civic 2dr ex custom wild design honda show - $4200 (forest city nc 28043)
97 custom honda civic 2dr ex lambo doors 92 93 94 95bodykit - $3800 (forest city nc)
rsx custom only 40 thousand original miles - $4600 (forest city nc)
custom camo rsx nice extremly low 43k miles camo interior - $7600 (forest city nc)
On the right are the listing titles for these cars and seeing as they all have the same city and camera angles I am positive it is the same seller. (and the matching phone numbers)
To make it even better I also found these gems:
custom escalade on brand new 26s limo style back seat 6 tvs 5th wheel - $10000 (forest city nc)
(possible same guy again?)
Maybe not the worst Escalade I have ever seen.
Until I looked at more pictures.
now comes the interior. the leather was dyed professionally and the interior changed over piece by piece to all black. an extra woodgrain trim package. the 2nd row seat has been removed and the 3rd row is basically kind of like limo style , or that was the intention. all the wood paneling was laid by a guy and well i get opinions from "dang...i like that" to "well its alright i guess" to "why the hell did you do that" so your opinion may differ.
At this point I had to leave the realm of Need For Speed Underground 2. So I tried a sensible sounding title
lifted built 1996 dodge 2500 12v cummins 4x4 - $1 (easley sc)
Expecting the usual BroTruck and getting...well...this...BroTruck esque thing
!!! UNKNOWN HEADER TYPE (MULTI-LINE BREAK?) !!!
That bumper looks like it could stop a train.
(Hoping and Praying that is not an American Flag)
And on that note I think its time to get off craigslist...
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ki-ki-ki-kia
> ki-ki-ki-kia
01/28/2015 at 13:44 |
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Kinja really didn't like my formatting...
Imirrelephant
> ki-ki-ki-kia
01/28/2015 at 13:46 |
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The unofficial 'Murican flag! The stars and stripes not 'Murica enough for you? Roll coal on it until the flag is so dirty that it's nearly unrecognizable! That'll show those environmentalist hippies!
MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
> ki-ki-ki-kia
01/28/2015 at 13:50 |
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Get rid of the stacks, the grill, and those hideous rims and I would take the Dodge
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ki-ki-ki-kia
> MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
01/28/2015 at 13:54 |
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It is a pretty good deal at only a dollar. Why would anyone think of trading another truck when they can just give him a crisp one dollar bill or Large McDonalds sweet tea.
UKGTR335
> ki-ki-ki-kia
01/28/2015 at 14:36 |
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Is this a freaking VCR?!? Wow.
The whole rear of this Escalade is an abomination almost on "Dragon Vette" levels. Did someone hack up some plywood into the general shape of the interior of this car and then hire a kindergarten class to paint it brown???
Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
> ki-ki-ki-kia
01/28/2015 at 15:25 |
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That bumper looks like it could stop a train.
I think we should test that theory.
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ki-ki-ki-kia
> UKGTR335
01/28/2015 at 16:00 |
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My exact thoughts! But remember this is a custom wood interior
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UKGTR335
> ki-ki-ki-kia
01/28/2015 at 16:11 |
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Ah yes, and we cannot forget that it was "laid by a guy." Whatever that means.
In all fairness, I went and read the craigslist ad and it's hard to dislike the seller because he seems pretty honest and straight up about everything. He admits that some people think the wood is crap, and he'll help take it out and put the regular second row in if you give a deposit for the car. He admits to a lot of the cars faults and doesn't try to talk it up to be something it isn't. Despite the general crapness of the car, the pinnacle of which is the VCR, I wish more craigslist sellers were this forthright.
Hey, y'all, watch this!
> ki-ki-ki-kia
01/28/2015 at 16:29 |
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Oh, North Carolina. Never change. (The Easley guy has NC plates so he's their fault, not ours, dammit!)
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ki-ki-ki-kia
> UKGTR335
01/28/2015 at 16:55 |
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This is a great point actually. He is very forward about everything in his "interesting" cars
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ki-ki-ki-kia
> Hey, y'all, watch this!
01/28/2015 at 16:56 |
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Actually didn't even notice the plates on the truck. Yeah we are blaming this all on NC.
Osiris - I can haz Euro spec?
> ki-ki-ki-kia
01/28/2015 at 18:10 |
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Dear god this paint job looks like a 5 year old started it, got bored, finished off the can as fast as they could, then sat and watched cartoons and ate cookies.
HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> ki-ki-ki-kia
02/10/2015 at 21:27 |
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This is always a fun game.
Best
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https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/dak/cto/487139…
55 Nash Metropolitan with a 5.7l Hemi
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87 Monte, I like it
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/cto/487591…
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05 Colbalt It's not even an SS
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/ank/cto/485121…
1998 town car, the looks like it was taken back into 1991 and modified then
https://minneapolis.craigslist.org/hnp/cto/487117…