![]() 01/22/2015 at 22:52 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
What's the point of having a phone when no one responds to my texts or emails?
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sup
![]() 01/22/2015 at 22:54 |
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Searching for cars?
![]() 01/22/2015 at 22:55 |
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buying stuff through the Amazon app while on the pooper duh
![]() 01/22/2015 at 22:56 |
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i got zero texts and zero emails. also I don't have your number.
![]() 01/22/2015 at 22:58 |
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OPPO DUMPS!
OPPO DUMPS Y'ALL!
![]() 01/22/2015 at 22:59 |
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Sorry I missed your call. I was poopin.
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Hahha, it is so much more convenient to use oppo on a laptop or desktop
![]() 01/22/2015 at 22:59 |
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Good point
![]() 01/22/2015 at 23:00 |
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Yup!
![]() 01/22/2015 at 23:00 |
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the ceiling, you?
![]() 01/22/2015 at 23:02 |
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I'm not gonna drag my desktop into the bathroom to poop when I oppo.
![]() 01/22/2015 at 23:02 |
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Howdy.
![]() 01/22/2015 at 23:03 |
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I have never pooped and Oppo at the same time. The results would be... shitty.
![]() 01/22/2015 at 23:04 |
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sup
![]() 01/22/2015 at 23:15 |
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the temperature. 30C. Gonna go for a drive with the roof off after work I think
![]() 01/22/2015 at 23:17 |
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HOT
![]() 01/22/2015 at 23:23 |
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*some witty innuendo about being topless*
![]() 01/22/2015 at 23:26 |
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Do you drive a Jag?
If so, you could make a joke about topless and pussy
![]() 01/22/2015 at 23:26 |
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Texts from parents.. YUO NOIT CALLIBG ISSUNDAY.
Texts from friends.. YIO NOT HERR DUUUDEE NO SERSULY DUDDE.
No damn joke.
![]() 01/22/2015 at 23:26 |
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nah, MR2 Turbo. so it's topless and french for shit
![]() 01/22/2015 at 23:52 |
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Phone is primarily for summoning Chinese food to appear at the door.
![]() 01/22/2015 at 23:58 |
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it's intentional
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fuck off
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<3
![]() 01/23/2015 at 00:11 |
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....this is the real reason tablets exist, no one told you?
![]() 01/23/2015 at 00:16 |
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I'd rather spend $200 or less on a used ThinkPad than buy a tablet. More utility for me.
![]() 01/23/2015 at 00:21 |
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More utility....
![]() 01/23/2015 at 01:09 |
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One-click shopping FTFW.
![]() 01/23/2015 at 01:09 |
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*insert response to text or email*
![]() 01/23/2015 at 07:31 |
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Bonjour
![]() 01/23/2015 at 08:49 |
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Hola
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*replies with smilies*
![]() 01/23/2015 at 11:06 |
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To call a tow truck when your car breaks down.