This Girl Was So Perfect...

"macanamera" (macanamera) 01/18/2015 at 02:31 • Filed to: None

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Her name was Alexandra? I got her number but she left with the dude she came with...he's not really competition though...

I've met so, so, so many girls at bars but this onc is (I think) special. What do I do? She told me she wants nothing to do with the guy she came with...

Aaron James > macanamera 01/18/2015 at 02:35

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Call her tomorrow and see how it goes.

macanamera > Aaron James 01/18/2015 at 02:40

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but blarghhhbdjjskjdjskdjsjdjd

wabbalosthiskey > macanamera 01/18/2015 at 02:55

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txt..tomorrow

Aaron James > macanamera 01/18/2015 at 02:56

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I don't regret a single thing I've done in my life but I sure do regret a lot of things I didn't do. You'll always wonder what if and for me that's been much harsher than actually knowing.

Zibodiz > Aaron James 01/18/2015 at 03:20

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Preach it brother.

Converse > macanamera 01/18/2015 at 03:56

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Go for it! Call her, text her, but do something tomorrow.

Agreed with others. You can't create the "what if" moments in your life. Just take the plunge. Worst case: you'll be right where you are now, but with the advantage of not having to wonder what if.

PS9 > macanamera 01/18/2015 at 06:22

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Here's what you should do.

step 1: Call her and say this; "Sup girl. Name's Mac. I'm the superstar you met at the bar yesterday. You need to hop up in dis AMG 'n git you a piece of dis D"

step 2: Die alone.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > macanamera 01/18/2015 at 08:53

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invite her to an event with other people there so your first time together isn't a 'date'

Of course it's required that you can organize an event and your others friends ( guys and girls) aren't so douchey they will actually show.

Here is the thing. The rock bottom core of it. You have to want it, but not NEED it. Neediness is the killer of attraction. If you act remotely jealous that you missed out the other night, you're making a huge error.

Then do it. Completely independent of the outcome. If it happens, awesome. If not, some other time.

Once you get past the bjkuhgddxvhkngf part, we all know enough of your personality to know you have got this.

Invite her to something to 'hang' and like the song says let it be.

yamahog > macanamera 01/18/2015 at 08:59

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Don't bother with that txtin nonsense, everyone knows ladies appreciate when a man is direct and reverse lookups the number and shows up at her door with some flowers, a puppy, and a nice fat cubic zirconia!

/horribleadvicehog

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > macanamera 01/19/2015 at 12:52

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If you call her, I sure hope that's actually her name - ha!

Good luck, brother.

Manuél Ferrari > macanamera 01/20/2015 at 17:34

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you are mac

just text her and be like "i'm pretty famous on Jalopnik so you want to date me"

macanamera > Manuél Ferrari 01/20/2015 at 17:38

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lol "Baby, I know I'm like a top 10 commenter on Jalopnik, but try to keep your clothes on."

For Sweden > yamahog 01/21/2015 at 12:39

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What if he skips the puppy and brings an AW11 MR2 instead?

Chteelers > macanamera 01/21/2015 at 13:29

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Move on. Never put the P on a pedestal. If you think she's perfect, you've lost already.

yamahog > For Sweden 01/21/2015 at 15:40

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Slow down there chief, everyone knows that women and our small brains can't comprehend letters followed by numbers like that, be it cars, guns, planes, or defensive schemes, she won't know what the hell you're talking about! Be sure to talk slowly and with small words when describing man-things like that! She'll be so delighted you took the time to dumb stuff down for her!

/horribleadvicehog