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"leicester" (leicester) 01/15/2015 at 19:47 • Filed to: None

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with the father-fucker roll call

Chris_K_F drives an FR-Slow > leicester 01/15/2015 at 19:54

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SMH

Battery Tender Unnecessary > leicester 01/15/2015 at 19:54

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They just need one of their famous "COUNTERPOINT" articles talking about how awesome it would be to....(ugh, I can't even finish that) so they get all three top articles.

I deal with some of the nastiest bodily fluids on a daily basis and that made me gag and NOTHING (besides pumpkin innards) makes me gag.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > leicester 01/15/2015 at 19:54

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"And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench."

The Compromiser > leicester 01/15/2015 at 19:55

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Hey, at least it isn't scantily clad womens. Thats a no no.

Blondude > leicester 01/15/2015 at 19:59

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I don't even give a fuck. Whatever floats your boat.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Battery Tender Unnecessary 01/15/2015 at 20:00

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really? Pumpkin innards?

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > leicester 01/15/2015 at 20:01

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Gawker is on a roll today. Earlier on Jezebel I was reading about the Oscar nominations and one comment was in all seriousness about how sexist the nominations were because no movie directed or written by a woman was included.

JustWaitingForAMate > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 01/15/2015 at 20:05

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That's light for Jezebel. Was no one screaming that the Oscar figure should be remade to be a woman?

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/15/2015 at 20:07

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Damn you, Maxyenko. I came here to talk about mother stabbing, father raping, and all kinds of groovy things.

yamahog > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 01/15/2015 at 20:11

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Pretty much every non-Jezebel headline I've seen has also been discussing Ava DuVernay's snub. Further reading .

Battery Tender Unnecessary > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 01/15/2015 at 20:12

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Yeah. Bone? Blood? Pus? I'm good.

Pumpkin innards? I'm heaving like model trying to make weigh in.

For Sweden > yamahog 01/15/2015 at 20:16

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It was a tough year to try for a Best Director trophy.

crowmolly > leicester 01/15/2015 at 20:19

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Eh, close enough.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 01/15/2015 at 20:33

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Because Hollywood is and has been very male-centric when it comes to writing and directing...

leicester > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/15/2015 at 20:34

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considered adding this to the post, but glad the see that Oppo is on the ball today.

leicester > Blondude 01/15/2015 at 20:36

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Hey. You have your fun, I'll have mine...

RallyWrench > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/15/2015 at 20:51

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My first thought. Well done.

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver 01/15/2015 at 21:08

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Not saying that it isn't, but making the Oscar nomination the topic for a male prejudice in Hollywood is like saying "50% women in engineering companies!" while ignoring that fact that 90% of engineering students are male.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Fred (FreddsterExprs) 01/15/2015 at 21:09

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Except there is also a huge push to get more women involved in STEM fields so...

Fred (FreddsterExprs) > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver 01/15/2015 at 21:34

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The push is totally right. But right now there are fields of engineering where a woman on campus is more than rare. Is there such as push in Hollywood? I don't think so.