Anyone know any good tire puns?

"Racescort666" (Racescort666)
01/14/2015 at 14:28 • Filed to: Puns

Please roll them out.

DISCUSSION (37)

spanfucker retire bitch > Racescort666
01/14/2015 at 14:30

You're treading on thin ice with that horrible pun.

Sn210 > Racescort666
01/14/2015 at 14:31

aren't you tired of puns?

Alfalfa > Racescort666
01/14/2015 at 14:32

I surely wheel, but I'll tread lightly, because there are some who get tired of them.

DasWauto > Racescort666
01/14/2015 at 14:33

I'm not sure how much traction you're going to get with these puns. In fact, I'm already growing tired of them.

/low hanging fruit

/sorry, not sorry

HammerheadFistpunch > Racescort666
01/14/2015 at 14:33

Whats wrong road?

Oh nothing tire, im just feeling a little rundown.

Nibbles > Racescort666
01/14/2015 at 14:34

I'm seeing a lot of the same tired puns in rotation here

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Racescort666
01/14/2015 at 14:34

I don't mean to inflate my own ego, but I can easily cope with this pressure. I try my best to make competitions like this interesting, even if they end in a blow out. But if you can't get pumped up with wordplay like this then maybe you should just watch where you tread.

Sn210 > DasWauto
01/14/2015 at 14:34

it's ok, the pressure got to you

For Sweden > Racescort666
01/14/2015 at 14:34

It's been a Goodyear for tire puns.

Racescort666 > spanfucker retire bitch
01/14/2015 at 14:36

It's a slippery road.

Racescort666 > Sn210
01/14/2015 at 14:37

Only when they fall flat.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > Racescort666
01/14/2015 at 14:37

I had one, but now I can't get a bead on it.

cazzyodo > Sn210
01/14/2015 at 14:39

Someone needs to pump up this thread, the puns are falling flat.

Nibbles > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
01/14/2015 at 14:43

Alright, all belts are off. I 'll go where others fear to tread. You're sitting in an easy chair, siping on tea and sympathy while I'm busting beads and hitting holes in one with my tire iron. Now I don't mean for you to wear unevenly but I'm afraid you've got little traction here. Go back to your soft compound and think about what you've done

Sn210 > cazzyodo
01/14/2015 at 14:43

look here Jack, I can't lift this all on my own

cazzyodo > Sn210
01/14/2015 at 14:46

Tread lightly, mate. It's been a long day and I'm ready to blow.

I could really use a shoulder to rest on.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Nibbles
01/14/2015 at 14:49

Alright slick, you think you have wit for all seasons but my brain might just leave you with a compound fracture. My mind is unidirectional and my body is pumped up, ready to burst. Check your pressure at the valve, but don't break off at the stem. You can rotate all you want, you're still worn out and shot.

Rainbow > Racescort666
01/14/2015 at 14:53

I just flew in from the Transformers convention, and boy are my arms tires!

Sn210 > cazzyodo
01/14/2015 at 14:55

I'm sorry, I'll keep a low profile for the rest of the day

Nibbles > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
01/14/2015 at 14:59

Don't make me drag your good name through the mud and snow, my puns were made for all terrain. I know you think you got the Potenza but check your depth, you've lost your grip on reality son. Try again when you think you can smoke this stud. I'll be waiting, I expect a Good Year before hearing from you again

Sn210 > Racescort666
01/14/2015 at 15:04

that's why I always have a spare!

cazzyodo > Sn210
01/14/2015 at 15:07

I'm sorry if I jumped to conclusions but I was on a roll and losing control of the situation. I really need to get a grip but during the winter, of all-seasons, I can't seem to handle things as well.

Sn210 > cazzyodo
01/14/2015 at 15:08

You're bald.

cazzyodo > Sn210
01/14/2015 at 15:12

If I had a penny for every time someone told me that, I would have one penny.

You crossed the line, sir. We were at a happy median but I do not know if I can recover from this wreck you've caused. This is a head on collision.

If I could deflate your ego, I would.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Nibbles
01/14/2015 at 15:16

Check the radial of your head, let me know when it's centered. You're off balance if you think you're rated higher than me. I'm mounted and ready, leveled up and evolved with that firestone, son. But don't discount my winterforce just yet as with one quick swap I can go from general to dueler and still have time on the clock. My supremacy is primacy while you're caught in a flat spot. Your toe is all wrong, as that telltale bulge and lack of grip on reality shows. And don't think you can win by Proxes, cause I've got more energy and flow than a dancers on Ecstas, see.

Captain of the Enterprise > Rainbow
01/14/2015 at 15:29

Are you tired from lugging them around?

BZiel > Racescort666
01/14/2015 at 15:41

These tire pus are too predictable...it's just like going around in circles.

Nibbles > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
01/14/2015 at 15:47

Listen boyo go back to playin' with your Toyo, cars 'cause you can't handle my passion for vulcanization. I got your bias goin', started you flowin' instead of handin' out puns, I see your pattern is showin'. Like a Falken I flew in, spotted my prey and drew you in. Slipped your grip on the game now why don't you give in. Your sidewalls are crackin' like some DOT 98s but my puns are a Mastercraft.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Nibbles
01/14/2015 at 16:28

Did......did you just rhyme boyo and toyo?

Kinja'd!!!