Market Corrections

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
01/13/2015 at 20:39 • Filed to: infinity dollars

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Hey guys! I decided to check up on how the previous gen GT was doing on DuPont now that the new hotness is here, and lets not talk about that in detail because clinical depression is contagious and expensive to treat.

Anyway! Uhhm...well, looks like this GT is going to be the last V8 powered supercar from ford, ever. So...if you wanted to buy one and have been waiting for some reason you should do that soon. Like now. Right now. Today. Do so while it is still possible to exchange dollars for them, instead of unobtainium ore nuggets.


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > PS9
01/13/2015 at 20:42

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CAcoalminer be like

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(except even more than the last time I made this exact comment!)


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01/13/2015 at 20:43

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I think I will start going to the lake more often. Maybe some day soon I will catch a lamp while fishing so I can rub it and have an Indian guy pop out and grant me 3 wishes one of which will get me a Ford GT, the other 2 will likely cause the end of the world.


Kinja'd!!! $kaycog > PS9
01/13/2015 at 20:43

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I want one of each.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > PS9
01/13/2015 at 20:43

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SHHHHH Don't speak high praise of it OR IT WILL APPRECIATE IN VALUE!!!!

It SUCKS ITS TERRIBLE DONT BUY IT OR YOUR GENITALS WILL EXPLODE!


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > $kaycog
01/13/2015 at 20:47

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I want one of each color offered. For both cars.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > TheHondaBro
01/13/2015 at 20:51

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2006 GT ownership = genitalia detonation?

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Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > PS9
01/13/2015 at 20:53

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Sadly all of the cool ass mid or rear engine sports cars with V8s or larger and a proper Manuél transmission will be going up in value eventually. The GT will be happening soonest because of the rarity and the news.

I'm starting to get seriously depressed. Look at how many times car companies have killed off the One True Lord and Savior Manuél:

Ford GT -> New Ford GT

Ferrari F430 -> 458

Ferrari F50 -> Enzo

Lamborghini Gallardo -> Huracan

Porsche 997.2 GT3 -> 991 GT3

Porsche Carrera GT -> 918

McLaren F1 -> P1

And so on

;(


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Manuél Ferrari
01/13/2015 at 20:58

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Wait...you...you don't think this will happen to the Testarossa, right? It's safe right? Just some silly old Flat 12 car Ferrari made, it's ugly and gross, nobody want's that one, right? RIGHT!?

*Checks DuPont Again*

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NOOOOOOOOOO THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST FERRARI I CAN BUY! DAMN YOU ALL! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

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Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > PS9
01/13/2015 at 21:14

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yeah ;(

we all need to buy a TR ASAP

who cares if we can't afford it

must buy NOW

soon it won't even be possible to use shady loans to buy one


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Manuél Ferrari
01/13/2015 at 21:18

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I wonder how much dick I'll have to suck to get a TR now. Fuck it, it's better than never having driven it at all!!!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > PS9
01/13/2015 at 21:20

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i would star cause i lol'd but i don't want you to think i condone that behavior

not because homophobic but because you could catch mouth herpes


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Manuél Ferrari
01/13/2015 at 21:24

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Oh man...all my dream cars have jumped by about $30k at least...the gated shifter tax is real. I saw a Mondial creeping it's way up to $35k on autotrader...Even the Mondials...

Is it possible that we won't even be able to get a Mondial one day? IS IT?

This is terrifying. I don't want this. Take it back. Reverse the earths rotation. Reset the universe. This must be undone before a true calamity strikes us all!


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > PS9
01/13/2015 at 21:35

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Tell me about it! I've seen low mileage and unmolested Mondial 3.2s for well over $35K recently!!! Even the shittier open top version of the 328 is getting crazy expensive like the 328 did!

The gated shifter tax is VERY REAL. I know why now because I've finally driven some cars with gated shifter. Shifting is pure bliss.

Did you see how much the Countach went up in the last 3-4 years? I swear you could get one for $95K. Now they are over $300K!!


Kinja'd!!! Axial > PS9
01/14/2015 at 05:35

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Four years ago, a Testarossa could be had for about the price of a barebones C7 Corvette.

They've since become significantly more valuable. :'(

I only hope the 348 stays low. I want to SmokingTire-ize one.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro
01/14/2015 at 13:49

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You're a funny man, Brian.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > PS9
01/14/2015 at 13:50

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Where can I get unobtainium ore nuggets?


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAcoalminer
01/14/2015 at 13:52

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I'm confident that's same exact thing you said to me last time.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro
01/14/2015 at 13:54

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Most likely.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAcoalminer
01/14/2015 at 13:57

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I've been meaning to ask you, what's your opinion on the new GT?? Your unique position makes your thoughts quite valuable.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro
01/14/2015 at 14:19

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I'm not quite as irritated as I was when I wrote this but many of the points are still true:

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/no-my-friend-i…


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAcoalminer
01/14/2015 at 14:24

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Well now I'll never be able to look at it without picturing a frog.

The main point that I agree with in that comment is that they should've just moved on (E-Type/F-Type style). That would've been the best way to go about it without tainting the GT nameplate.


Kinja'd!!! CAcoalminer > Brian Silvestro
01/14/2015 at 14:27

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I'm sorry. I think most people see a pig when they look at the rear.

Exactly.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > CAcoalminer
01/14/2015 at 16:16

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Well now I see both!