"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
01/04/2015 at 11:55 • Filed to: truckyeah
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"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa)
01/04/2015 at 11:55 • Filed to: truckyeah | 0
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Low profile off-road tires, exposed fasteners because I'M TUFF YO, excessive lights due to a clear misunderstanding of how prepared it "too prepared", and way too much money spent on it.
Pretty much the average Kansas CountryBro/CountryGirl who spends lots of money to look like a dawn-to-arth hard-workin' up-at-tha-crack-o-dawn farm person. Flannel? Cowboy boots? Cowboy hats? Enormous fucking belt buckles? Got 'em in spades. Obnoxious fake southern accent? Hell yeah. Duct tape wallet? Yep. If not it's an impractically huge leather wallet. Roll of duct tape? Omnipresent and whipped out at the very HINT of an opportunity to show off how prepared they are. Fat? Usually. Or too skinny to do any real work.
All this being said, that truck looks like a blast. It is an insane thrill to pilot something that absolutely MASSIVE down the road, especially with twin-turbos howling making 30 lbs of boost to 6.something liters of FREEDOM and catching air off of bumps regular cars wouldn't take over 20mph.
Fuck yeah, 'Murica
Fuck no, poseurs.
Birddog
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/04/2015 at 12:03 |
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We have our share of Rhinestone Showboys here in Iowa too.
There's one special sack o wet hammers in the area that runs those LED light bars day and night.
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Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
> Birddog
01/04/2015 at 12:05 |
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Install some stealth brights behind your grill that are unfairly bright and aimed upwards. Wire them to a huge aircraft-style switch on your dash. Blind that motherfucker with his own medicine.
PS9
> Birddog
01/04/2015 at 12:17 |
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"Rhinestone showboys" AHAHAHA
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PS9
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/04/2015 at 12:18 |
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Why does it have a staircase back here? Invisible bro treefort?
Alex B
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/04/2015 at 12:19 |
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Hm, I thought you were in Florida!
The Stig's Rustbelt Cousin
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/04/2015 at 12:24 |
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I've never been to Kansas, but that thing looks more like the "off-road" custom pickups I sometimes see in MI, where no one actually goes off-roading.
Actually, the more I look at it, the more I think it looks like it was done by someone who just moved out west from New Jersey, and is trying too hard to fit in.
Alfalfa
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/04/2015 at 12:28 |
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Whatever, commie. Go back to Canada and vote for Obama while you smoke your weed.
TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/04/2015 at 12:37 |
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Houston's the home of this shit, haha.
My favorite is the #pavementprincess tag they throw on when their trucks see any semblance of a speck of dirt.
415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/04/2015 at 12:38 |
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Where is the truck?
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415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> Birddog
01/04/2015 at 12:39 |
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Its so tacky it could be Russian.
DipodomysDeserti
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/04/2015 at 12:51 |
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This truck screams west Phoenix. Except they don't pretend to be cowboys. Usually embroidered jeans, Affliction shirts, and soul patches. Probably own a contracting company where they do half assed shoddy work.
Milky
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/04/2015 at 13:12 |
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Its not just your state. Back in high school I dabbled in the art of redneckcy, photo for proof.
and the bros I went off road with were actually cool and drove things like this.
Mods include: lift, wheels & tires. Which is different from the people who never went off road and their trucks looked like this.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> PS9
01/04/2015 at 13:15 |
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You lower it when you stop so you can get in and out of the idiotic thing.
mr2gud2u
> Alfalfa
01/04/2015 at 13:22 |
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Go back under your bridge troll.
03mach1 - Now has a Fiesta ST
> Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To
01/04/2015 at 13:23 |
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If you didn't put Kanas in the middle of that I thought you would have been talking about Texas. Because you nailed it.
Also that truck isn't to far off from what I see everyday.