![]() 09/30/2014 at 16:44 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
God I feel weird emailing people named Richard and addressing them by their first name, the shortened way.
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Rick?
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Rich?
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I've been listening to The Biggest Problem in the Universe and one of the co-hosts, Maddox, said that his mom told him not to be so mean to his friend (the other co-host). He said, "mom, I call him Dick because that's his name."
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I honestly have no conception of what you speak.
-Richard Bagg.
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Dick.
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Dick.
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I can't seem to figure it out either.
-Richard Face.
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Wow. What did I do to you. You don't have to be such a jerkoff.
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Hello Dick,
Thank you for your email... yeah, it always feels really awkward.
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Bcc: Dicks attatched
For: Dick head
Subject: Wee need to talk about dick
Subject: We need dick. the fridge is busted
Subject: Richard Hole is coming to inspect tomorrow. ANY JOKES AT HIS EXPENSE WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION
Subject: bosslady will be with in a meeting with dick tomorrow no office visits please
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Haha I like how you really got into my character here. It just FEELS wrong. But it isn't.
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In closing, thanks for your help, Dick.
Sincerely .......
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I know of a guy named Richard Seamon. That's a tough one.
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Lol yeah, the guy sitting next to me at work knows someone named Richard Face. Seamon might be even worse, haha, or better depending...